Can’t help but admire his firm belief in his delusion where people ate shitty pizza solely because they liked looking at his botoxed to fuck racist face & not just because it was cheap & some poor schmuck would bring it to their doorstep in hopes of receiving “the change” which may or may equal 15% of whatever the…

This would be wonderful!

“hot off of winning Song of the Year at last night’s MTV Movie Awards”

During college I worked in an office in the copy/mail room part-time during the school year & full-time in the summer.

*Jerry Jones reads reports as he dials his phone*

Policy Changes for 2019:

It mostly started after the kneeling caught on, for whatever reason we needed to be shown footage of the players kneeling which I always assumed to be the networks narcing to daddy in case they wanted to punish the players. It was a really weird choice too because I think it was fairly obvious the league would’ve been…

I wish he hadn’t mentioned her appearance because otherwise it was a solid critique of the IIconics that will get forgotten & potentially used as a springboard to ramp up their awful gimmick in the guise of “empowerment”. 

They do tend to do this to bloggers, writers, podcasters etc that aren’t in their approved circle (Rosenberg, Roberts etc) & I’m sure their lengthy feud with Meltzer came into play & many were urged to pile on even if they didn’t particularly care about it. 

I’m just relieved they don’t have “undies” in their name. 

I’m just relieved they don’t have “undies” in their name. 

I heard someone refer to Trump as a “Hall of Fame Liar” yesterday which is absolute fucking horse shit. He’s a terrible liar. One of the all-time worst. The kids from elementary school who claimed The Ultimate Warrior was their uncle were better liars than Donald Trump.

I’d suggest fans stop wasting money on owning every trashy alternate jersey but at this point that money is clearly so valuable to the leagues that they’d just make every t-shirt cost $100 to compensate.

It is a known fact that there is a very specific sect of perversion where a BOY poses as a girl to access a restroom for girls to get the very faint smell of flushed female urine. They are repulsed by directly smelling female urine & it must be recently flushed & masked slightly by an underperforming fragrance spray.

I laugh every time he uses “red wave” like it doesn’t bring up mental images of the blood waves crashing from the elevator in “The Shining”. 

I guess $1 is a killer price for all that equipment.

The local newspaper from my hometown tried to counter Monster/Craigslist with a plan to charge employers MORE to cross post job listings on those sites & in the classifieds, and additionally giving a discount to employers who would exclusively post ads in the print paper. Employers actually bought into it because,…

My favorite conservative reaction to this I’ve heard so far is “He was still a Democrat when he said it.”

“He didn’t talk the on the way home. He dropped the neighbor and me off at a bar. And that’s when she told me that he had a key from the landlord and for the last year or so, while the apartment was empty, he was using her place to take a shit. And after she moved in, he was still using her place while she was at…

Kourtney is the only Kardashian I like, even with the Bieber thing. 

The only compliment I can pay her is that she was one of the first media figures to recognize Trump’s tendency to over-reward anyone who would say nice things about him (lies) on TV & parlay that into a gig she’ll likely be able to retire on once some network decides to unjustly pay her to rehabilitate her image.