During college I worked in an office in the copy/mail room part-time during the school year & full-time in the summer.

*Jerry Jones reads reports as he dials his phone*

Policy Changes for 2019:

It mostly started after the kneeling caught on, for whatever reason we needed to be shown footage of the players kneeling which I always assumed to be the networks narcing to daddy in case they wanted to punish the players. It was a really weird choice too because I think it was fairly obvious the league would’ve been…

I wish he hadn’t mentioned her appearance because otherwise it was a solid critique of the IIconics that will get forgotten & potentially used as a springboard to ramp up their awful gimmick in the guise of “empowerment”. 

They do tend to do this to bloggers, writers, podcasters etc that aren’t in their approved circle (Rosenberg, Roberts etc) & I’m sure their lengthy feud with Meltzer came into play & many were urged to pile on even if they didn’t particularly care about it. 

I’m just relieved they don’t have “undies” in their name. 

I’m just relieved they don’t have “undies” in their name. 

I heard someone refer to Trump as a “Hall of Fame Liar” yesterday which is absolute fucking horse shit. He’s a terrible liar. One of the all-time worst. The kids from elementary school who claimed The Ultimate Warrior was their uncle were better liars than Donald Trump.

I’d suggest fans stop wasting money on owning every trashy alternate jersey but at this point that money is clearly so valuable to the leagues that they’d just make every t-shirt cost $100 to compensate.

I had no issue when it first came out but I very much did when I started a computer heavy job in 2009 & that was the “new iMac” they promised me when I accepted the job offer.

It is a known fact that there is a very specific sect of perversion where a BOY poses as a girl to access a restroom for girls to get the very faint smell of flushed female urine. They are repulsed by directly smelling female urine & it must be recently flushed & masked slightly by an underperforming fragrance spray.

I laugh every time he uses “red wave” like it doesn’t bring up mental images of the blood waves crashing from the elevator in “The Shining”. 

I guess $1 is a killer price for all that equipment.

The local newspaper from my hometown tried to counter Monster/Craigslist with a plan to charge employers MORE to cross post job listings on those sites & in the classifieds, and additionally giving a discount to employers who would exclusively post ads in the print paper. Employers actually bought into it because,…

My favorite conservative reaction to this I’ve heard so far is “He was still a Democrat when he said it.”

“He didn’t talk the on the way home. He dropped the neighbor and me off at a bar. And that’s when she told me that he had a key from the landlord and for the last year or so, while the apartment was empty, he was using her place to take a shit. And after she moved in, he was still using her place while she was at…

While the idea of a presenter became synonymous with the show as decades went by, I think retiring it as a Serling thing is a nice tribute as this was mostly done to explain (then) shocking themes & plots to potentially scared viewers/advertisers. The 80s’ revival just used an unseen narrator & the Hitchcock 80s’ count…

My little cousin wore an Adventure Time shirt with Finn & Bubblegum on it she made in art class to a con & an adult woman who was at least in her late 20's started screaming at her about “disrespecting” the fans who prefer that Bubblegum be depicted in a relationship with another princess. Needless to say my cousin no…

Actually a couple of years ago a teen cousin of mine was the victim of some sort of incident with her ex-boyfriend & my aunt decided the investigation was moving too slowly & recorded a confrontation with him at his job where she tried to harass him into a confession & all it really did was build the framework for the…

It will get banned eventually.