I can die now. 

It’s weird that Dwight Howard is allowed to serve as Kawhi’s advisor while still being an active player for another NBA team.

I gotta admit the second I saw this accurate rundown of a story spreading so fast it was making people at the game including the guy’s friends & family take off his apparel, my only thought was “These Deadspin libs are just jealous of Barstool & their noble mission to create the world’s largest community of real…

Damn, this genius is unstoppable!

As someone who came within seconds of shitting my pants in a crowded mall Sears with a closed second level restroom I cross my arms & scowl at the hut shitter. I can still feel the horror from having to stop & pretend with my pale, sweaty face nothing was wrong to this group of teenage girls & their moms because I…

I used to live next to a cop & prior to moving on to a new career he was responding to a call from an old lady about black males “intimidating her with guns” next door. Doubting that the sleepy little suburban town had turned into a hellscape overnight he was already prepared to be annoyed. Then he pulled into the…

I hope it’s really successful so WWE can counter it by securing the rights to air Miz & Mrs episodes on WWE Network on a 1 week delay.

It’s unbelievable that the hosts of what is essentially Sesame Street for racist baby boomers speak directly to the god damn POTUS & are without question serving as unofficial advisors to him & no one whose opinion matters seems to have a problem with it. If the Dems ever manage to accidentally find themselves in…

This was surprisingly divisive among his supporters. Granted my observation is based on a small sample size but a very hardcore Trump loving uncle of mine appears to be pretty resigned now to the fact that he’s at least compromised. His response to it was along the lines of “That whole spectacle seemed an awful like…

The “It’s only wrong when THEY do it!” standard fully on display for sure. For their next lecture “When Racism is Racist & When You Just Need To Lighten Up!”

It’s a travesty. They’ll give us a history making “First Women Yapapi Strap Match” or something to make up for it.

I was always big on Martel as a kid too. It was also weird then how when the team first got together Tito was definitely the star then very quickly he was on his way to being essentially the first “enhancement talent”.

The only satisfaction that could’ve come from last night’s show was if the pre-show included Asuka cursing up a storm in Japanese after she was told she was gonna lose to Carmella by standing there like a moron again. One of very few women on the roster who can make ANYONE look good & that’s all they can figure to do…

I always prefer when the “big” one is mid-credits, though at this point with “universe” franchises pretty firmly established the need for these is pretty low. They were doing something never attempted before & now it’s just part of the big film franchise experience.

*changes social media avatar to Munira Ahmed image* “Welp, I’ve done my part!”

This was funny to me as a laid-off friend recently told me was briefly “working” as a game quality tester & they only got paid for finding errors no one else had reported. After he had played for 3 hours & finding no “new” glitches & thus would also not be getting paid for his 3 hours of work his girlfriend…

I appreciate the effort but they originally lost me with the delaying the physical release to Friday the 13th for everyone, but backers would have to wait because of the special sleeve. I backed & signed up for the physical copy because I try to avoid digital games that I know I’ll want to play a lot & down the road (I…

They’re just hoping for any of the following:

Another aspect of this that pisses me off to no end is you’ll always see comments/ratings for these gig companies where numerous people are saying stuff like “Just don’t make this your primary income!” like that’s anything but privileged, corporate fellating bullshit. Most of these “gigs” USED TO BE primary income for…

Painting an argument you can’t deflect as coming from a biased rival is a conservative’s instinctive tactic even in the face of indisputable evidence to the contrary. They just get louder & try to drown it out then.