Why is this shit being cross-posted to Deadspin? It’s Monday morning - could we maybe get something about, I dunno, football?

I have enough pieces of cast iron, I don’t need this.
I have enough pieces of cast iron, I don’t need this.
I have enough pieces of cast iron, I don’t need this.
I have enough pieces of cast iron, I don’t need this.
I have enough.....

I have enough pieces of cast iron, I don’t need this.
I have enough pieces of cast iron, I don’t need this.
I have…

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

Here is a video of an electric rail weld.

Dementia pugilistica was pretty well known even 100 years ago, though, although it was hard to distinguish from the effects of the long-term alcoholism that almost always accompanied it.

You could change out “football” to “boxing” in there and date it 1985 and this suddenly becomes a lot more scary to those of us used to actually enjoying watching even the worst football games.

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

Young men who are skilled at football tend to be skilled at other athletic pursuits as well. What’ll happen is that you’ll gradually see more and more guys who might’ve gone to college on football scholarships instead going into other sports, sports that generally don’t carry the risk of making you both a cripple and a…

It’s been a long time, but to me Marmite was stronger than Vegemite, by which I mean it highlights some of the more negative (to me!) aspects of Vegemite. Promite is somewhat sweeter and milder, and easier to spread. I think this is because it’s different, as it isn’t just a yeast spread like the other two. It’s…

Exactly! That’s how an umpire should tell a ballplayer not to do something without making the incident about the umpire. Even the umpires at the Little League level are more fundamentally sound.

The kid is awesome but I appreciate the umpire’s “I’m not gonna take this shit!..... but I won’t embarrass him either..... uhhh... let me brush this.... DONT FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN... okay Play Ball!”

Don’t you have to be 21 to get a Class C license? At very least to get a Class C to transport hazardous materials for christ’s sake?

I was there too. Something about the phrase “Fuck Fest” screams “orgy!” to me, for some reason.

For some reason I expected a love triangle to be part of the story and now I'm disappointed. This is like freshmen year roommate level of intrigue.

Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Great googly moogly.

(earlier in the day)

So why should I stick to just two? You don’t really say why just that I should only have two while being socially awkward about it. If I need to drive or be somewhere early the next day then yes stick to one or two but if I have a ride/taxi/uber and everyone else is drinking and enjoying themselves why would I stick…

The Orange monopolies still do very well in Expected Return