Came here to post this. You will find an order of magnitude more utility, efficiency and comfort in a fucking minivan, much less any other half-ton

My now-former boss bought a fully maxed-out Gladiator at the top of the market, and the dealer was more than happy to let him finance an additional $5K in accessories. I’m guessing the out the door price was well north of $60K.

Everyone who wanted one bought one.

I’m good, thanks, but if I ever need a painfully slow and overweight jack-of-no-trades unaerodynamic lump of 9MPG-getting dogshit I’ll have this and most of Jeep’s catalogue to consider.

See I find this hilarious, Jeep fans have been screaming for a Jeep pickup version for what a couple decades, Jeep caves and builds one and it sells like shit.

I mean, we already got One Winged Angel and Advent Children blink dashing cutscenes fight prior to the Kalm flashback or the impaled Midget Zolom that was supposed to demonstrate sephiroths power. They are probably super fine with rpg sequel bag of spilling resets and power level will be whatever it needs to be to…

Yes, I would like a Firaña margarita, please. Love this!

Just have a scene in an undisclosed location where Yuffie opens a box containing a bunch of the shiny little spheres and jumping for joy, and cut to Cloud looking dumbfounded when he departs after his story time at Kalm - in that confused look he often does:

This is definitely an odd choice especially from a story perspective. if you are playing the games as a trilogy you are basically going to see your characters go from over-powered death machines to struggling to fight a moogle...twice. That’s just weird.

The article states it must be save data on a PS5. This is likely because Rebirth is a PS5 exclusive. I think you can upgrade your PS4 copy to PS5 and bring the save over - at least I upgraded mine way back when. I’d assume you can still do that.

I’m playing Remake for the first time now (haven’t beaten it yet but I’m enjoying it) and this isn’t really surprising. If I already have Firaga in Remake, they’d have to go to Firaja and then, like, Firaya and Firaña or whatever to allow players to keep progressing in any kind of a meaningful way (and that’s not even…

Makes sense. Seeing how you’re geared to the teeth at the end of Part 1, I figured part 2 would be like this or have the classic Metroid “Oh no, all my stuff got broken” cinematic. Which they could have done since Yuffie does steal the party’s gear in the OG, but oh well.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this is Nintendo testing out the waters to see if a true F-Zero game would be profitable.

It’s not the F-Zero that we’ve all been wishing for (and there are a lot of us despite what Nintendo says)...That said, I think this is a pretty sweet idea. 

Y’know what? I’ll take it! Stir up some interest in F-Zero, hopefully.

Also they hopefully don’t make this a limited thing like they did with Mario 35 for some reason. I still miss that game.

The company was driving and forgot to close the tap that controls the flow of paint it seems and just drove all the way back to their business lol.

Acme Barricades??

Drivers in Jacksonville, Florida, were shocked to see a yellow line pained down the middle of Interstate 95.

“Hmeep-hmeep!”

ACAB, always. I dunno why people still act surprised.