Remember: consolidation is always a good thing! Having more and more studios/publishers getting bought out is good and perfect and not bad at all! If you resist the idea of giant buyouts then you’re actually just a shill for the console I dislike in the Great Console Wars, which I--in my late 30s--still believe is a…

I think they regret getting into video games period. I think they utterly underestimated how much investment of time, money, and manpower video games are and how few people capable of successfully spearheading such operations at a AAA level there are in the world compared to...virtually any other business endeavor…

I know. I choose to blame him anyway.

You can see how detrimental the cultural focus on “wealth” has become for the Western world. Anything to make a buck! To get rich! Which includes selling all of your IP and property to Chinese and Saudi Arabian establishments. Same reason US countries unnecessarily outsource engineering jobs to India: to save a few…

I blame Randy Pitchford. 

The drivers need to get on the offensive. Literally, like start just plowing Max into the wall. Now that’s entertainment!

Yes he dominated but at least other drivers were winning some races and there was some competition making him work for it every now and then. After 5-10 laps, Max is already on Cruise Control this year.

Football is the ratings king of America because almost every game matters, there’s a team for every metro (either college or pro), and it has huge participation at the youth level via players & fans. Sport viewership is largely determined by some combination of regional fan base and people who participated in it.…

1. No it’s not. Compelling is when another team can at least sneak out a win here or there.

No matter how fast I’m driving, it never fails that a Kia hamster car will spawn behind me, wanting to be going faster. I’ve seen way more hamster cars weaving in traffic than this whole Altima meme at this point.

It’s gotta be the Kia K5. Lower starting MSRP than the Altima, and also absolutely everywhere. I’m already seeing them with bumpers hanging off or missing pieces entirely. They exude the same chaotic evil energy as the Altima does.

I’m thoroughly convinced that every ‘new’ Altima sold comes pre-dented and has a bumper missing. Nissan has sold hundreds of thousands of these and the majority of them are still causing meme-worthy havoc on the roads, despite being what most insurance companies(as if Altima drivers had insurance) would consider…

Nissan still makes the Sentra. It’s even cheaper and shittier than the Altima. The Rogue is also still an option.

The Hyundai Sonata seems to be making a strong case for itself being the Altima replacement these days. 

The Tesla Model 3 is just the Nissan Altima for people with good credit.

Now that the Altima AND the Dodge Charger AND the Chevy Malibu are ending production, there is only one left:

For new cars, it’ll probably be the Kicks. But Altimas are like cockroaches and most of them weren’t bought new anyway so they’ll still be the worst for a long time.

Kia Optima/K5

It is already sold by Nissan

Tesla. Are they driving bad because the crappy AI is not being monitored, or because the driver is actively an asshole who thinnks they are better than everyone else? Who knows, just know they are all driven bad. Expect chaos. Make sure you have your dashcam on too, you might get paid for the footage you shoot of their…