P. much. As long as I don’t sneeze because nostril tickles, IDGAF, had sex.

That is when you know you are with a serial killer rapist who doesn't want to leave DNA evidence. This comment is brought to you by the ID channel and law and order svu.

Where’s the “Doesn’t matter; had sex” option for preferences on partners’ pubes?

What, praytell, is a “rasta smoke anthem?” Yuh doh haffi dread to be rasta.

She was upset because she thought it would be a redeeming piece... Her side of the story kind of thing. But Nancy Jo made her seem really spoiled and the piece ended up not being flattering. ANYWAY, the shoe detail was used to make Alexis seem spoiled because of the designer but nancy jo in fact got the designer…

Nancy Jo could go on to win a Pulitzer, a Nobel, an Oscar, the Mega-Powerball lottery or a slot on the one-way Mars mission and this moment will remain her most famous. Her go to curse is probably “Fuck me with a kitten heel”.

That was epic!

That phone call clip makes me laugh every time (link for anyone interested in watching - I guess they’ve taken it down from Youtube?)

Tears of joy.

I knew her name sounded familiar! God this is so spot on, it’s almost not funny. Almost.

Bless you.

dude its the best use of Tinder

I too like to start fires while on the toilet.

Probably somewhere on Elite Daily.

what about people like me, who just use tinder for something to do while on the toilet

Nancy Jo: Deeply tapped into her fanbase.

I’m pretty sure those women have already made a series of increasingly bad decisions to find themselves alone with a shirtless Ed Sheeran. But, yes, kind of a failsafe.

Whereas the lion will only be useful in situations where he wants to avoid having sex with women.

The rhino, who was given the name Donnie, now resides in a new home in South Africa’s Kruger National Park.