My submission for double creature (which really should be called creature feature.)

Congratulations on being dead inside.

**** WAIT IS THIS TRUE

That’s my cat in this week’s Double Creature and they didn't use the photo of Clive Owen I submitted where he and Charlie were making the same face so now I look like a big dumb jerk who has let all of you down.

“Chris laughed and said he was the reason they could afford an awesome interior designer... “

LOL. I don’t know how I feel about her current boyfriend. But he seems to make her very happy and that’s what matters to me. I am a HUGE fan of hers but in a weird sort of way where I just want to support her not judge her decisions. Although honestly I find her to be wise and well spoken and I love her and in my…

ngl? that does seem like the kind of joke chris would make and not think he was hurting anyone’s feelings. that said, i think they’re massively in love.

He’s making himself such a target by daring to eat in public!

shut up

I KNOW! I completely refuse to believe this.

We have one. My kid asked what it was. I told her it was the original cell phone. Then she asked to use it. I told her only if she wanted to contract Hep C.

NOOO, i don’t believe it for a second.

Double Creature isn’t even TRYING anymore.

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are probably going to break up.

“whatever it takes to snatch her sister’s crown.” there is a movement underway to crown her sister’s snatch.

comparing this to clive owen is a fucking war crime

In all I have learned from this week’s tabloids, the tidbit I find most shocking is that there is still a working payphone in this country.

Are you referring to what Ryan Reynolds said, or to what Kara Brown had to say about what Ryan Reynolds said? Personally I’d go for the latter, but I’m very confused.

never have i ever seen cocaine-induced ramblings encapsulated so perfectly