He probably never meta joke he didn’t like.

Seein’s how I have Celiac, “killer” is a perfect name for wheat gluten sausage. ;)

I can actually make really killer vegan sausage out of wheat gluten. You wouldn’t believe how many people I can annoy at a pot luck :/

I just ate vegan Chile Verde for dinner. Pork is a vegetable, right?

I mean, the cow ate grass right?

The beef was vegan?

That implies he was hot to begin with.

I guess she’s vegan in the same way Beyonce was vegan, which is to say NOT AT ALL.

Stupid has fewer letters to type.

I actually like his mustache, but I like basically all facial hair. The beard was WAY better though.

To be honest I’ve never wondered if Jeremy Renner is gay.

By “stupid” you mean scientologist, right?

I loved her so much in That Seventies Show and then I found out she was a scientologist. I just can’t take her seriously anymore

Jamie Dornan just got 50000000% less hot. Moar beard, please.

Jeremy Renner is to acting as Rita Ora is to singing. You know they both do it and their agents are pulling overtime to make them a “thing” (respectively) but the public just doesn’t want it. At all.

Laura Prepon was cute until I found out she was stupid.

There is a $550,000 difference between losing in the finals and quarter finals.