rihanna, miley, ciara in that video you told me about (also just always), ruby rose, the hot black guy in the glasses I saw on the train yesterday, daniel craig, brad pitt in Fight Club, idris elba, jon hamm, anyone w a strong chin jawline, really. rick yune, harrison ford, the entire German National soccer team, tim…

anna needs to fucking call me yesterday

Do you like booze and talking shit!? CAUSE WE DO!!!!!

I suggested a app called (this name is up for revision) “Tinder for couples to find other couples not for kinky stuff but just cool other couples to hang out with because we need some mutual friends who live in this city”

YES. I FEEL THIS.
My partner is, like you, a married (to me!) man in his 30s. Let’s plan a double date.

Excellent work, Tara.

The term “work wife” is equally horrible.

This is the most awesomely awesome amazingly amazing illustration ever. ( or at least since the last one. Brava Tara Jacoby) And ditto for the article.

As a married man in his 30’s, I find I get the most excited about new fun couples that my wife and I have lots in common with, and seem genuinely fun to hang out with.

Married for 5 years checking in. I’m 31 years old and still get giddy as a goddamn schoolgirl when I see David Duchovny, John Cusack and Noah Wyle on screen. I’ve loved those three men since I was at least in the single digits.

I have no input on adult crushes... But can we all agree that everyone you had a crush on between 5th and 10th grade was probably an awkward, pimply mess? The boys that broke my heart during the awkward years did NOT look like Jonathon Taylor Thomas or Devon Sawa....

Curmudgeonly comment here: I fucking hate it when adult women at my office refer to their male coworkers as their “office husbands.” Just stop with that, people. Just knock it right off.

My best friend and I just spent infour days New York City and until now I thought nobody actually used selfie sticks. Oh, how wrong I was. We took a photo of a guy using one to put in our scrapbook. We also had a hard time getting a shot of the Imagine mosaic because every idiot with a selfie stick wanted to jump in…

You know, back in my day, we used to take pictures of other people......

I don’t think it would be unreasonable to allow the other riders to beat the daylights out of that person with their selfie stick. That’s fair.

I haven’t been on California Screamin because my daughter doesn’t like the upside down stuff (yet, I hope) but from the pics I’ve seen it looks like you go down inside this tunnel thing which makes the whole stick thing an even worse idea.

The top of the Judge Roy Scream in Six Flags over Texas in Arlington. Me, my best friend, a sign that said “Appeal Denied!” in the middle of the day in the heat of summer— first delerium, then dehydration, and ultimately a horrid sunburn. I think they had us up there for almost an hour. It really sucked.

No worries, personal selfie drones are on the way.

I finally saw my first selfie stick the other day. A woman was walking down the sidewalk holding the stick out in front of her. Kinda looked like she was taking her phone out for a walk.