Well, that is a pipe dream of a holiday since I was just getting people comparing Blackface to "whiteface".

Here is literally the cutest gif I know of to help you in your troubles:

keep the food and liquor coming and you'll be fine.

What did you do to end racial discrimination today? Personally, I ended racial discrimination this morning by stealing a pen from a white man*. It was an accident - I signed a receipt at a drive-thru and forgot to give the pen back - but I'm pretty sure it leveled the playing field, race-wise. Thank God for me!

I've had a hard weekend. Yesterday afternoon, my beloved Aunt Gerri died. She was diagnosed with leukemia in January. She had fallen in her apartment and used her LifeAlert and was taken to the hospital. After a CT scan and some bloodwork, they found the cancer. Since she was 90 years old, treatment would do nothing…

Maybe you guys can come up with a language cheat sheet for your guests?

I'm just so in love with my newborn and my hubby right now. Who knew post-pregnancy hormones could turn me into a sentimental fool?

Her body is probably somewhere in the pine barrens in New Jersey. Mobsters have been dropping bodies there for years, and we know that he was in Jersey in the days right after her "disappearance."

This whole thing is just unbelievable. And what did he really do to Kathie? If he killed her, chopped her up and tossed her in the lake, could she really ever be found? I feel so bad for her family.

Don't forget exposing himself and urinating on a rack of candy at a CVS in Houston, Texas. He plead no contest and got off with a $500 fine.

I felt the same way too. You can explain away the latter part of those comments, but "That's it, you're caught" is what made my blood run cold. It was the same feeling I got when they discovered the "Beverley" letter that he sent to Susan. Unless his defense is going to claim some sort of mental incompetence at the…

So he Igored a kitty too? That monster. I'm starting to wonder who else he's killed.

Damn you Durst!!

I had the same thought while watching The Jinx. I just kept thinking that those three murders were just the obvious ones.

Ugh. Is anyone else worried about the fact that this is just the tip of the iceberg?

As the adoptive mother to a husky, fuck you, Durst. Fuck you. http://www.cinemablend.com/m/television/J…

I don't think we are all clear on his mo yet.

Time for his most serious crimes.

It was incredibly difficult for me to watch The Jinx, but not because of his crimes (although those are horrible, I'm just dead inside) but because Robert Durst reminds me SO MUCH of my late grandmother. Similar mannerisms, voice, sociopathetic tendencies... I'm not joking they are eerily similar. I lived with her…

My favorite is Durst's (mistaken) belief that block letters can't be used for handwriting authentication. That "oh shit" moment with the envelopes was epic.