I’m sorry but those are clearly TERF bangs. It makes sense that when I complain about racist or transphobic comments on facebook fuck all happens. 

Oh god, your coworkers sound like idiots (who watches Toshiro Mifune and isn’t completely mesmerised?) and I am very sorry you were bullied, that really sucks. I don’t know if you’re into reading but The Penguin Book of Witches is an awesome companion piece to The Witch. It’s a historiography of witches and the…

No, it doesn’t.

Aw I will. She’s a tuxedo gremlin squeak toy (if you touch her she squeaks like “brrrr!” and you can’t feed her after midnight.) She’s a pain in the butt but I love her and I will pass on your scritches and say they are from Bananabunny so she knows!

Omg, yes, so annoying! Fuck them! My radio station that revealed the weekly chart (also a very exciting thing at the time as it was the only place you could find out) would often, especially when playing new music for the first time, play these stupid fog horn sounds presumably to fight the odious crime of children…

I feel like Britney’s instagrams are there own medium of art. They’re so calming and idyllic and even comforting as they remind you that someone who suffers badly from mental health problems is doing ok. 

I don’t pretend to know whether Selena is a good person or not but when it comes to her and Justin, he ruined her with his constant cheating and she doesn’t seem to have recovered since. There have been rumours about her needing a kidney so soon because she drinks/takes drugs to cope with her ongoing nervous breakdown…

She’s a fucking psycho. It’s going to be quite interesting to see how the relationship plays out. I remember hearing about her always asking Gigi Hadid to invite Selena Gomez so she had a chance of seeing Justin. It’s a very weird, creepy dynamic.

She definitely does with some- like The Heart Wants What It Wants is so deeply personal. I don’t know how involved she is with songwriting in general- it obviously differs with all artists. Unless it’s v well known what the deal is, I’m always hesitant to minimise the input of women in music because that plays into…

Definitely. Like something aimed at “haters”

I kind of know objectively that she’s attractive, but to me, she just looks way too much like her dad. 

I would fucking kill to live in the kind of “extreme poverty” that her son does. It’s v “Com8888888888888888888888888mo8n Peo9” - sorry that was my cat typing... It’s v “Common People.”

It was such an artform too as you had to get the order right and time it to the cassette tape’s time so that it didn’t cut off halfway through the song or have too much silence. And then write out all the songs on the cassette tape case insert. Did you also used to tape songs from the radio? And try to record/pause at…

I still do that- but with Spotify playlists. It’s nowhere near as awesome, I miss writing on the tape! I also think I have cassettes of old mix tapes from high school friends and (probably terrible) songs written and recorded for me by beaus- tapes I will never listen to as I don’t have a tape player.

I miss those days! It takes every fibre in my being to resist typing out lyrics that I’m singing to on my social media accounts. I don’t know how anyone else can resist. 

I thought you made progress by conceding to Blutpuggs’ point.

The Witch is actually one of my favourite films, I’ve written about it loads (I don’t want to dox myself here not that anyone would care but I def share way too much personal stuff on Jez.) And I haven’t seen Endgame. If film as a medium is art then it’s…

So thanks for totally ignoring my question so that you can’t engage with what I’m saying to you.

Thank you! Every time her sexuality comes up, so does a litany of biphobic/panphobic and generally homophobic comments from clueless tabloids etc. but Miley has clearly shown she can outdo them. It’s esp heinous as so many think this relationship is fake- so she is throwing queer people under the bus just to sell…

lol

It is though, if you’re talking about foods in the cinema- even a large salty or sweet popcorn, it’s going to be “better” for you than hotdogs, nachos, bags of chocolate, sweets or ice cream which are the other main cinema foods.