Her brother is a child sex offender.

It’s always a good sign when the defendant takes to insta to defend themselves.

Haha, yas! That is my look. 

I’d much rather an atypical late night host. The only one I half like is Graham Norton. 

Yeah, I understand. My mindless joy is mainly from internet kitties and doggos

lol yeah

If you read his autobiography, he takes himself super seriously. I think he’s non threatening which is disarming but it just lets the white male mediocrity in the backdoor. Obvs ppl have different tastes and different celebrities mean dif things to dif ppl, and that’s just what he symbolises for me.  

Leaving this here for Khaled:

It’s weird to see Angelina Jolie sporting my “can’t be arsed to do anything with my hair” look. 

Tho Piers Morgan is another one of those - he’s popular in the states, really? Why?! 

Piers Morgan is a thing because he has money and connections behind him and he’s a fucking fascist idiot which appeals to right leaning idiots. I don’t really think show business cares much for Russell Brand, esp as he’s so left. He had that one part in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and then a lead role in Arthur (I…

No, I can’t stand him. We’ve had to put up with him here for a looooong time and I’ve never commented on one of those posts so commenting here. I think he is doing harm, his unrelenting mediocrity, his seeming omnipresence and his own seriousness about his “talent” is vomit inducing. That’s why I’m wondering if it’s a…

I never know why you guys accepted James Corden but you did us a great service taking him off our hands and off our TVs and we’ll be forever grateful- the U.K.

P.S. what exactly do you find about him appealing? just curious

Edit: Managing to get through 2 min of that video, my thought is, the only good thing that I think…

Entitlement too. Like, ooh wouldn’t it be funny if I did something not v nice to this animal, tee hee. If it wasn’t for zoo’s gun happy policies I’d love this idiot to stay in the enclosure for the mother’s reaction. 

JFC, Hippos are deadly. What the actual fuck? I kind of want idiots who are nasty and entitled enough to slap a hippo (not in an enclosure) and see what the fuck is up because hippos don’t play.

This is my exact same childhood experience

You deserve all the stars for this.

Oh god, I’m finding the first one slow!

The latter is amazing.

Nooooo, Hazel! Annihilation is an amazing female centric sci fi horror. I remember you doing a feminist horror episode of your MTV podcast and Annihilation would definitely fit!