So you like tortillas? Hmm, that's ok then.

He is a really super nice guy and hot as hell.

You are making me lol a lot right now and this lol-ing will send me straight to hell.

Omg, how exciting! I didn't realise they were ever together. Is Calvin Harris' Summer about her too? (Sorry, I am very sad.)

Can I join the hating The National club? One of the magazines I work for has such a hard on for them and I DON'T GET IT.

One is racist, the other is hilarious. People always have the right to call out racist shit. The intentionality thing is just stupid. Surely if they don't intend to be racist, it would be better for someone to correct them on the racist thing they are saying so that in future they don't sound racist?

Sweetcorn is one word (in non-American English) and delicious. What is wrong with you?

Thank you! So not as small as I originally thought but still pretty damn small. God's Country™ is what I would term as "cray cray" big.

Even if language is "set in stone," it's still fundamentally slippery.

My partner hasn't made a choice though, he has medical conditions. It's sad to discount someone because of that. Of course, it's totally you're right to do so. I just worry about the possibility of intolerance and close mindedness.

<3 tattie scones! I used to live in Lancashire and the arguments my northern flatmates would have over the correct term for a roll, or tattie scone vs. potato cake... shit got real.

Now that the idea of a poppy seed hot dog bun is in my head, I have to say, I want to try it! I remember reading on Gawker about different…

That's some wonderful Christianity there, ignoring the server to thank God for the meal. They could at least say something like "We thank thee God, for working through thy imperfect servant <your name>!"

It was either Jesus or Kierkegaard.

You're a crappy Satanist! You should definitely sell out your dark lord for 5%, I'm sure it's what he would want.

Yes, I can't imagine Muslims getting prayer mats out would elicit the same response.

I have no shame either. I'd gladly whore myself out to any deity for 15% discount. It is essentially what a lot of religious people do though, when they're just praying because they want good things for themselves in life and the afterlife. The only difference is I am guaranteed a 15% discount, withstanding any kind…

Yay! Glad our silly little corner of the world amuses you! I always look at the size of the UK and (my geography is terrible) I assume it's roughly about the size of a small U.S. state. I've lived all over the UK (army brat that carried on the nomadic lifestyle into my adulthood) and I think of all the different…

You guys are pawesome!

I had to google that! (Sorry, I'm British and my geography is terrible anyway.) I hope so too, I find dialects fascinating.

She's basically my spirit animal. Can we have a gif party?