Heroes are so much tougher!!!

Actually I would say Trump is a pretty good fill-in for Cersei. She wants all the power but is nothing but inept and vengeful. The only difference is he wants to bang his daughter instead of his sibling.

Taking a page from Stephen Harper, I see. Under the Conservatives the biggest increase in federal employees was in Communications officers, because Scientists couldn’t be trusted to talk to the media.

Watching porn with your significant other is one thing. Watching porn featuring a young girl you’ve know her whole life who you found attractive at the age of 12 your wife is the real icky part of this scenario.

Although from what I hear, she’s a blast to have a drink with too. She once got in a drinking contest with John McCain.

Rudy Giuliani is not a good mayor... He’s a good mayor ‘cause his city was bombed. I like mayors whose cities weren’t bombed, okay?

Trump is a liar - fact.

Maybe he makes his way back to earth, with some friends...

SOLID reference. Damn. Bravo.

I always thought a Deadpool-esque way to do it would be that whenever he tries to swear a completely benign word comes out instead, leading to a stream of completely innocuous words coming out of his mouth as he desperately tries to curse. And then when he finally sees an opportunity to fit in the one allowed swear…

Republitard: “Love it or leave it”

White billionaire expresses discontent about the treatment of the black community= Presidential material. Black millionaire expresses discontent about the treatment of the black community= traitor, ungrateful ignoramus. Nothing to see here, nope.

To test this, I walked down my street...twice.

Trump 2016: “Remember your place.”

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

Oh great, playing the “First Amendment violation” card? Ugh...roll xkcd:

Hope Solo’s autobiography “A Solo Career: I put the I in Team” due out next spring.

I know a gas station he can go to... the door is wide-open.

Update (9:53 a.m.): Diniz has just collapsed on the course.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.