Also, within those categories, college education moves the needle left every time.

I’d like to thank the Chargers for weaning me off football before every weekend was just a collection horrifying injuries and dog whistle politics. Love you Ryan Leaf.  

1. Yes, his reply is very stupid, especially when he uses right wing sources and talking points.

Kato just wants SOMEONE to use a glove properly.

The right, center, and left are so far to the right of where they traditionally were that there is no home for true liberals—or true centrists, for that matter. The Republican and Democratic parties in this country are now the parties extremist, know-nothing, white supremacists and feckless, do-nothing, center-right…

I’m surprised that 1) this has never happened before and that 2) no one on ABC’s legal team could see this coming from a gazillion miles away.

It’s obviously easy to judge the players as cold unfeeling dickheads or even terrorist sympathizers which is totally possible. But during the Arab Spring, the Saudi propped up monarchy in Bahrain tortured and killed athletes who expressed anything deemed contrary to the will of the government. So I guess my point is…

It’s Green Bay. Nobody locks their doors.

its Lupus

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Going forward I’m going to tell everyone to shut the fuck up because I have too low a smoke point.

At least we know that Donald Trump hates women more than he loves powerful Germans.

Liberals keep dreaming of this magic bullet, this shocking revelation that will spur protective governmental action that’s going to somehow make it all better. They still think Trump is an aberration instead of the natural result of our system and the way both parties have developed over the last several decades, and…

I assume it’s something more along the lines of “CEO’s have an important role in an organization, but are not worth 200x the average employees salary”.

Not to mention his dad, Howie, was a firefighter in 1998's Firestorm.

I love how all the Trump supporters in the comments who are ‘appalled’ at Gizmodo expressing something vaguely akin to a political bias (gasp!) can’t recognize that Donald Trump is, at this point, far beyond the traditional left / right divide in Washington discourse.

No. Collins could’ve tried stopped this thing in committee and didn’t. She always pulls shit like this to look moderate. Fuck her hoping all my ME friends send her ass packing!

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Umm...when you use all caps, the proper spelling is “FOOTBAW.”