Tell that to the thousands of Jawas I slaughtered in Super Star Wars. History is written by the winners and I won. My 16-bit Luke was a hero.

I actually think this is brilliant - not the not paying them bit, but the fact that these kids are getting a very educational experience that could lead to them being politically active and helping move politics to the left, away from the current establishment that controls political campaigns. No one ‘serious’ is…

Good for Rooha. Using her hard-earned platform to say something important to a bunch of people who probably needed to hear it. Imagine if she had brought the point literally home and said Botham Jean’s name aloud, probably would have sparked a riot.

Once again further proof that white people couldn’t handle 1/10th of the shit we deal with. I mean won’t someone think of the white people? 

I too remember turning 14 and being the smartest white guy anyone had ever seen. Let’s check in on him again when he’s 16 and has thought a little more. 

Fuck this guy. There’s nothing “gentle” about a libertarian. The libertarian health care plan is for people who can’t afford health care to die quickly and reduce the surplus population. The libertarian social security plan is for people who can’t afford retirement to die quickly and reduce the burden on the people…

There have been several attempts to set up libertarian communities and they have all ended up being scams. That says it all.

Libertarians.

At 19 she’s old enough to vote, buy smokes, get a tattoo, rent an apartment, join the military but apparently too young to understand her sexuality.  Yeah, ok 

“She’s too young to know enough about that.”

Things a woman is too young for:
* Older men preying on her
* Being forced to carry a child she can’t care for
* Expected to raise siblings

If that person agrees to all three of those things with the same energy then maybe, we can get into the (invalid) reasons why somebody…

Homophobia in our community is out of control. Amazing that we sound just like white, Fox News Conservatives. We are the living embodiment of “Love the sinner, hate the sin.” Some of us don’t even do the former. I hope to god all of those assholes commenting have a gay child and then try to act all hard about it.…

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

So much for the rule of law.

John Hodgman is a goddamn national treasure & a delightful human person in general.

Cissna’s idea of safeguarding the agency’s integrity was a little different than that of his predecessors. Among his actions as director was an effort to shut down the agency’s international division, including closing 21 overseas offices. And last year, Cissna spearheaded an initiative that seeks to denaturalize…

Look carefully at this man. Trump is not an outlier. He is representative of the people who run the capitalist world: Men with a low predator’s cunning and no morals who have rarely had to work a day in their lives and have been told “no” even more rarely. Most of our society looks up to them and wants to emulate them.

Everyone is angry now. Angrier than they were 5 years ago and a LOT angrier than they were 10 years ago. The big things that I should rightfully be angry about make me feel small, insignificant and powerless, so I get irrationally angry at co-workers' attitudes, other parents at the park, my cat for walking around the…

I never understand why rich people marry after they have already been married. I don’t see the point...? I am poor and still would never marry again.

RIP :(