yeah, it was generalized famous people snark, not some vendetta or something

how many ‘now I know what I *really* want from a marriage’ marriages do you think she’ll have

haha, right? An ity bity amount of hormones can make a big difference. this isn’t salt

every time the ‘what’s the best apocalypse vehicle’ talk comes up I always say this bike

I love Macross, it’s one of my favorite series. And they don’t show how the pilots control those mechs for a reason haha

It’s so weird. It also appears to follow the contours of the car, suggesting it’s a specific guard. How many of these could they possibly sell? Eight?

I feel like I was immediately able to figure out the graft angle as soon as Trump started talking about it. You’d think Trump would be about cutting space related expenditures (“What’s up there? It’s empty, you can’t get anything up there. No air. Do we want to live up there folks? No way.”)

the picture of the guy in the red sleep dress has amazing queer energy

you can’t do that on jalopnik

does she have a huge scar running lengthwise on left underside wrist?

thank god they stopped female elon musk

Ah, but the secret of the Hayabusa was never power - it was a stealth sport-touring bike that was dressed in a way to keep street cred. The bike is much longer than a race derived bike and the larger engine is paired with longer gears, so it was never even as fast as the R1000 in a quarter mile. The busa and ZX-14 are…

There is and was a ton of bufoonery with the ‘Busa, but *true* squidom is a dude with no jacket on a GSX-R600 - that’s the Mustang of bikes

My first bike was an SV. Great do anything machine. I agree about the suspenders, but there’s no way to punch out that engine for more HP like that (and it doesn’t really need it). I’m really happy they’ve left that dinosaur more or less alone since everyone else has dropped their sport twins.

I think this is actually footage of me playing Double Dribble for NES in ‘86 when I’m the celtics and the bulls are set to easy

nice to see being an alt-right dipshit ages you at a 4x rate

one of the dog’s trainers, pictured, is wanted for questioning

Jalopnik has been around a while and there’s a lot of contributors I miss. I just wanted to say, I’ve learned a lot about an niche subject from you Tom, even though I won’t be buying a new car any time soon I think this is all really interesting. Good job.

the SS codename for trump is ‘sundown’

Love these designs! Not so big on guns always being in orthographic view, sort of a visual clash