Haha, well the Enquirer has always been a tabloid, so it was pretty wild when they broke the legitimate Edwards story. Objective reporting and neutrality exist, a person just has to go out and find them. I prefer a mix of news from many sources to better help me piece out the angles. In fact, when some news source…

Unfortunately it fits in with the other garbage ‘foreign’ accents in the game (fake british english, fake russian english, fake french english, fake japanese english, etc.)

I was buying something in Target today. In the checkout line, the latest National Enquirer has a giant picture of Hillary and in bold font: CORRUPT, RACIST, and something else. Yeah, they’re in Trump’s basket.

God has decided no one may win this game. As soon as frogs start falling from the clouds, we’ll know what’s up.

I actually wondered aloud “Has this game killed someone? Some more fragile fan must have totally had a heart attack by now.”

*nerd rage voice*

A-what-o?

Weak genes, which of course is a delicious irony.

The ‘Her Lies Matter’ banner is a perfect encapsulation of the scummy mindset of the angry, willfully ignorant conservative. Co-opting ‘Black Lives Matter’ into an anti-Hillary phrase, because they think coloreds should stop being so uppity and stop making up all this discrimination nonsense - perfectly gross.

Semi related: the ‘Nintendo’ servicemark is no longer their font with a ring around it, it’s something else. Big change for the Big N.

In n Out is a solid burger at a great price but not worth waiting in a 40 car line for.

It’s sort of amazing, that a one panel cartoon relies on pre-knowledge of a video game to understand the humor - in the New York Times. It’s just one of those ‘video games have made it’ things that still amazes me, having grown up through the 80s and 90s where video games were so very niche.

I am pretty sure that, during the debate, Trump will clap his hands and the back wall will fall away, revealing a wrestling ring with Obama and Bill Clinton’s half brothers, and Trump himself as The Billion Dollar Man and he will demand that Hillary wrestle them both in a fatal three way match.

Renzi continued: “Do you get what I’m saying? Have you seen the theatrical drama that is Italian politics and the office of Prime Minister? So coming from me, saying Trump is doing crazy stuff is fucking CRAZY.”

You know... they kinda did.

re: wall street

I bet that, using two hands symmetrically, ability to sink baskets from anywhere on the court is improved over one handed shooting. The flow of play during the game prevents shooting like this though, so it would never come up - except for a shot you would take without being harried by a defenseman.

What is it with die hard Republican women and shellacked, perfect hair?

I am filled with impotent nerd rage at everyone thinking it’s a Thriller ref - it’s clearly inspired by D list DC ‘superhero’ Deadman! (Someone said the Reinhart skin was a take on another DC property as well.)

“It’s extremely rare these days to see an elected Republican echoing such traditional Republican themes as compromise and progress.”