When I was in 7th grade, I tried to pitch my memoir to my English Composition teacher. She bluntly told me that anyone who writes a memoir under the age of 65 is a charlatan. Not only was I not to write a memoir, I was to avoid anyone who was writing one without due cause like they had an infectious disease.

You know, Wagner, I find you generally to be as unimpressive as any professional writer I’ve ever read in any forum at any time (don’t ban me, Burneko!) but even by your low standards, this is pitiful. Harvilla wrote a post not about Taylor Swift but about Taylor Swift’s relationship to music and music criticism writ…

Get this fucking family off tv please

Taking the Amtrak from LA to San Diego is a *million* times better than the drive, no matter what car you have. You can kick back in a big comfy chair, drink beer and enjoy food while watching Netflix on the free wifi, all while the beautiful southern California coast is zipping by right outside the window. Being…

A dodge viper would equate to many lifetimes of train usage, cost wise.

Gotta disagree with you there about driving. It’s tiring and stressful. I would happily take a slower means of transportation if it meant I could sit back and relax during the trip.

There’s a three-word phrase that rhymes with Pilitary-Thindustrial Fomplex (only trying to be half snarky).

Yeah, the rapid decline of quality programming on channels like TLC, A&E, etc... is really disheartening. Especially because the race to the broadcasting bottom has seen formerly awesome networks foist trash like the Duggars, the Duck Dynasty brood, and “Mama” June Shannon up onto undeserved pedestals.

I’m forwarding this to the agency that rebranded the Anaheim Ducks.

They have PLENTY of money now. Jim Bob is a professional grifter who owns multiple real estate properties. These sickos are millionaires. Lucky for their children they are, and always will be, able to provide for them.

Yes, christ, this is the worst trend in modern sports design. “Make it ANGRY,” to everything, which is how you end up with a pissed off walnut on your hat.

That goalie mask logo is pretty damn cool, as far as modern (90’s and up) RAD/EDGY logos go.
I understand they’re trying to break from the Disney days, but it is still much better than what they have now. I’m a Blackhawks fan, but the first american sports jersey i ever owned (i’m brazilian) was that purple/teal Ducks…

I’ve used a whole list of registrars worse than GoDaddy. melbourneIT, 1&1, etc.. GoDaddy are pretty damn inoffensive compared to some.

Ben Reilly had a cooler costume.

It’s all just marketing, and it’s following the same script as every single pop star has so far. Good girl, turns pop, sexuality being more in your face, gets edgy, now she needs an enemy so that it solidifies her already rabid fans who do and say everything she does. Follow the branding and you’ll see who wants your…

NICE TRY, TAKATA!

I don’t believe that the reason you want the image taken down is because it is “unnecessary” or because images like this one aren’t why people visit Jalopnik.

If an expensive music video made by a millennial centimillionaire to whine about another millennial millionaire poaching her employees is a manifesto of any kind, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to read it.

Indiscretions of our youth, even those that caused great distress at the time, are frequently remembered years later with a certain fondness. We humans are insane.

I was aware of several studies showing moderate leg development by people taking steroids and not training. Meaning if you walked/ran around at all, it would not be surprising to see some adaptation, but it was in the 5-10lbs of LBM range and showed minimal promise over prolonged usage. I respect Lyle quite a bit and…