Is guac extra? If not, I'm RSVPing

Bring on the capes!

They're not stupid, but they are willfully ignorant for certain psychological reasons.

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Dog totally looks like a giant ferret.

I put it in the dialer, call it but end the call immediately; the call doesn't go through, but it's saved in my history. (Also I've never asked for a number, only been given them)

Game really reminds me of Resistance. Competent, forgettable.

Seriously, do not feed the machine

If there were cool set pieces, we would have seen them by now in the marketing or somewhere. The fact that we haven't insinuates that they were cut - marketing always puts the best foot forward, even spoiling the game, for the sake of sales. I really think the game has been pared down to a corridor shooter against…

Of course, but you can film police officers and also shout at them to suck your fucking dick, which is less okay

I love that she just looks like a soldier who is a woman. Not a sexy woman, not a 16 year old woman, no 'every game female has these Jessica Rabbit lips'.

Because the team is not me; I am not the team. If they win, it's their win, not mine. If they lose, I am not diminished. I think some fans don't quite have that amount of disassociation with sports...

My dad losing his shit during Bengals games put me off sports fandom as an emotional investment... and honestly I feel like I can still watch sports but remain critical, so when the team loses I feel ok and can congratulate the other team/fans which would be much harder if I was foaming at the nostrils with rage.

The entire article should just be replaced with this

Just do what I do, be a dateless wonder until you are well into adulthood and parents are old or dead, and no one will care about any of this at all.

In what universe is political accountability and transparency equated with a game?

Mobile games are a strange, new space - the competition is high and players are very fickle. Something will take off then fizzle out, and the company that made it won't be able to follow up - because players in the mobile space really don't care about pedigree. What is working right now, is games that have tried and…

The idea, the concept is thing lusted after. (Selling the sizzle, not the steak, so to speak.) It is sometimes too easy to fool someone into thinking they want something, even when they don't.

Anyone who would ever actually be close to the world of 'taking people out' would certainly never be 'grandstanding' or otherwise have some sick pics of them with all their tacti-cool gear. I feel like Driscoll is a rare breed of female Mall Ninja and Kurt is using that as a bizarre defense in the case.

We do, but in a purely physical sense, the lifelong exposure to greater levels of testosterone gives men thicker skin that wrinkles in a different way (resistant to fine wrinkles, but has fewer, more deep set wrinkles). It also accounts for a small amount of cold resistance.