You can shut the entire fuck up now, son.

Did watching this make anyone else tear up? To full on someone cutting onions levels? No? Just me and my hormones?
That’s cool. *sniffle*

Rita Ora doing the Hora

Miley is A maidel mit a vayndel (A pony-tailed cutie-pie.)

It doesn’t help that my partner plays “Nothing Compares 2 U” every time we fuck.

There was a really great comment about marriage in last week’s episode of The Affair (which is appropriate or ironic, depending on who you are): “A house, it’s like a marriage, actually. You’ve got to be in it for the long haul if you ever want to see it come together.”

Yeah, it’s reassuring that in the future it will probably be nice to know that it was a good relationship all the way through and that it didn’t end because one of us hurt the other. I’m really hoping we can have a friendship in the future if he also wants that, so I’m glad to hear it worked out for you for a while!

I saw Justin Bieber’s penis once, and it was terrible. ALSO IT WASN’T INTENTIONAL BUT NOW I AM STUCK WITH THE IMAGE IN MY HEAD FOR ALL OF MY REMAINING DAYS.

I can’t help, but this might

Since I have never seen Ariana Grande in the same room with any of my cats, the only logical conclusion is one of my cats IS Ariane Grande. I suspect the cat masquerading as AG is the one that likes to be carried like a baby. 😼 🍼🎤

Also, I bet there was some METHod to their madness.

I saw Dan in Real Life and fucked right the hell out of there. That movie is tepid water sitting too long on the railing of an old porch in some sleepy New England town.

What I want to know is how they'll stretch the Dionne Warwick singalong scene (the best part of the movie) to cover a 22 episode season.

The “e” at the end of Shoppe lets you know it’s fancy and legit.

Total fucking ripoff of the genius that was #trumpyourcat, and I’m pissed that they tried to pass it off as an original idea.

Anne Hathaway is pregnant! Isn’t that great? A source says she “wants to keep it quiet” until she “has an official pregnant belly,”