If anyone is going to win ‘Survivor,’ I’ll pick the guy who survived a year in Jacksonville.

I would help crowdfund a video of Barack Fucking Obama going to Kent to collect taxes forcibly.

After the camera stopped rolling, Bevin turned to his boss and asked, “How was that? Was it just as you wanted?”

Thank goodness there are still men like you willing to lecture professional athletes about the right way to be professional athletes. Being the assistant to the regional manager isn’t the same as working with psychotically competitive football players.

And Johnny Walker. But evil too.

Ask Sean Payton.

Did Eli quit on that play? Asking for a friend. In Dallas.

His reaction was like someone wearing a bullet proof vest.

Man, he’s lucky.  The last thing I caught in Jersey was herpes.

Jose Cruz

Pour one out for Gabe Kapler

I remember Orestes Destrade.

I remember Todd Benzinger.

I remember Armando Benitez. Underrated.

Clearly she deserved it. Did you see what she was wearing?

It doesn’t even seem like he realised right away that he hit her.

Like “Why is the camera shaking?”

“We also have to make sure that we learn as much as we can about how the cheerleader may have provoked the cameraman” - Stephen A Smith