to be totally fair the best basebrawl in my lifetime was started when Armando Benitez hit Tino Martinez

One day, a batter’s going to take offense to this and beat the fuck out of a pitcher with a bat.

I’m 20 years older than when I last played organized tackle football at 18, so I’m all too familiar with the frailties of my mind and body, and those two decades have brought to light just how damaging football is to the players. Those two things—maturity and information—have greatly diminished my enjoyment of the…

I took an act that put me in no physical danger and felt to get even I should throw a projectile at a human head with the speed and force that can kill. Of course, this is okay because it happened in a SPORTZ match!

Possibly overstated, but I think this is so much closer to the truth than most people are willing to admit.

When it is this dirty, this deliberate, the player who did it should receive more consequences than ejection from the game. It may well have been a deliberate move to injure the quarterback enough to remove him from the game, and to me that is criminal assault. Looking at the victim, stumbling and confused, you…

Football is dying. We’re going to look back on this period in a few decades and realize it was already over.

Gotta respect your elders big fella. You’re talking to a guy with skins on the wall. Dude threw five (5!) TD’s in his last 2 seasons. That’s more than one every fifth game! And only had 9 picks...LESS than one per game. What’s that? No, he didn’t win the Heisman but you aren’t the first to point out that travesty, I…

Who would have thought that young Mike Pence would have bad twitter takes?

Herbstreit, who gets paid to talk about kids performing free labor, should mind his own damn business.

What kind of high school football player writes well enough to put the apostrophe after both coaches’ names in a friggin tweet? Half the people I work with don’t get that right. Kid’s smart.

His crime is made worse because he’s wearing cufflinks without a tie.

Only way he could’ve improved this look would’ve been to wear a banker’s collar sans tie for maximum “Dude who thinks he is fashionable and classy.”

Everyone who wears a full suit without a tie should be put in prison. You can’t have French cuffs, a pocket square, AND leave the collar open to show your chain. Go directly to jail.

There are certain names that scream “this player really sucks” and Buck Farmer is definitely atop that list.

came to say the same thing. Whenever I’ve seen a catcher miss a ball that hits the umpire, there’s immediately a “oh shit, my bad. Are you OK? reaction.” This clown just walks away from an ump who just hit the deck because he couldn’t get any leather on a fastball. What a chump.

“That might raise some eyebrows,” Indians play-by-play man Matt Underwood said after Walcott went down.

Someone should tell Buck Farmer that money doesn’t grow on trees.

Catcher didn’t even bother giving him a look. Seems fairly obvious? Would be interested to see what sign he gave the pitcher.

They need a real gym rat. A coach’s son.