Too much me first arm waving, you need a scrappy second baseman who can grit and hustle after the ball.

Still the best baseball Dog

And he always gets his shot off in under 30 seconds.

We all see that Olynyk flopped there, right? Monte McCutcheon’s the one who took the force.

I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

To be fair, Curt Schilling decided to stay home tonight.

Between the Laroche kid situation and this, Chris Sale is Brian McCann levels of baseball douche

“Well, you see, we couldn’t throw at the other guy because it would look bad after our fans yelled racist things at him”. Baseball at its finest.  

How much opposition does the greatest QB ever have in the absolute garbage that’s the AFC East? And besides, since being in the league, other teams besides Lebron lead teams have won titles, Boston and Detroit. So no, it’s not nearly as imbalanced as people make out, hell last year the West was extremely top heavy and…

You know what the crazy thing is? He’s old. This is his 14th season in the league, and he’s played another 2 1/2 seasons worth of playoff games. And he’s played a ton of minutes, spent three other summers on the Olympic team, and he’s still looking like he’s going to dominate the conference. You’re supposed to slow…

I think what they are alluding to is that after 6pm there’s Mormon than women out at the local bars.

They’re even better now with the matte finish.

I feel like the O’s don’t get enough credit for those fantastic batting helmets.

This guy has an estimated net worth of around $50,000,000 and he thinks he already has brain damage from his job but thinks he just has to accept it instead of retiring.

Next up was Jom Tomsula, who gave the Pope a used pool skimmer and a box of Hamburger Helper.

And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

It’s been years and I still don’t know if I like Ryen Russillo or not.

I’m pretty sure that Canzano, who came to Portland as the Oregonian’s lead sports columnist at the very end of 2002, feels a gnawing, empty pit within his soul for missing out on the truly glorious “Jailblazers” era of 1999-2002.