“Looks like the shooter’s bullets missed the intended target. If that’s the case, why are there criminal charges?” -Pete Abraham, probably

Oh, don’t you worry. The two Immutable Laws Of DC Sports dictates that this good feeling gravy train will eventually derail in a morale destroying mega-wreck, and Dan Snyder will continue to be a gigantic pile of shit barely masquerading as a human being

ESPN article linked notes 40 states with laws regulating agents and compensation to college athletes.

Can someone explain to me why this is illegal? Why is it the government’s job to prosecute people who violate the NCAA’s policies. This would be like the state troopers showing up for an HR transgression.

As part of the plea deal with North Carolina officials, Watson agreed never to mention any money he gave to basketball players too.

I too cannot believe I came across a joke in poor taste in the Deadspin comments section. I thought I’d be safe here!

Oh please. There’s no way Irsay is sharing any of those Percocet.

Andrews Luck’s Shoulder Injury Facial Hair Seems Like It Was Poorly Managed

Pictured: Luck’s successful surgery.

“So our franchise QB is playing injured. How bad could it REALLY turn out?”

+Mike Shanahan, circa 2013+

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay

Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.

I’m sure this joke will Passover many people’s heads.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

Well, first off, it’s a dry heat.

From his mouth to the Lord’s ass.

Oral. It’s not just a name. It’s a way of life.