I don’t really get the whole “lesser teams like the Wizards” reference either. Maybe it has gone unnoticed in some quarters, but the Wizards are pretty good. Lesser in comparison to the Warriors, sure, but the implication that they’re lesser in the Knicks or Sixers sense is kind of misplaced.

Man, contrast this with the Washington NFL team. You wonder why GSW has one of the NBA’s best coaches and attracts great Free Agents and Washington... doesn’t. Keeping your word is just good business strategy.

It only took two hours to figure out the signing was Cald-erroneous.

Okafor only played like 2o minutes in that title game because he was getting dominated into foul trouble by the natural force that is Frank Kaminsky. Maybe should have been a red flag for his draft prospects.

“I went back to my seat, I ordered a beer—a Heineken beer—and then, little by little, I swallowed that first page of the passport,” Abreu said.

This is all sorts of wrong. Heineken sucks.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

This was crazy. I tuned out and then thought somebody had crashed the stage. Dude for La La Land was gracious though, he didn’t want to win a tainted Oscar. Crazy ending. Love Jimmy Kimmel’s blame Steve Harvey line.

Pacman has a long tongue

Yankee Stadium had a nap space in the 90s. Didn’t end well.

In the Yankees’ sleep room, everyone receives a gift basket when they wake up and leave

Mike Napoli has since signaled his desire for a trade back to Boston

I’m gonna git you

A: Imaging Ranadive saying this to you. It’s the fucking creepiest, right?

He’s not your friend, Buddy.

When he starts a band.

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

Vivek wishes he had that kind of oil wealth.

Sac-town politics might be just as corrupt though.

Big deal, Klay scored 37 in a quarter. Granted he did that against the Kings who are the Nigeria of the NBA.