I dont care what the situation is—seeing both Mase and Oak in the 90s coming after you has got to rank up there with the scariest things you’ll ever see.

Also reminds me why the Knicks/Suns brawl was so epic.

Is that John McEnroe? Serious question.

Oakley is what, 50? 51? and he still looks like he could kill me with one hand.

“Drunk Cubs fans” is repetitive.

First off, calm down, it’s just the internet.

This fantastic bastard:

I’m pretty sure Zion’s not going to be playing in Europe after college.

I’ve watched this dunk about 30-40 times today, no joke, and all I can keep thinking is, “Grayson Allen is really going to love tripping this kid.”

You really think a Duke man would ever support a strike?

Thank you for your services, Duke; you’re truly the Newman of college basketball.

+1 As a Duke alum who grew up in the Bay Area, your comment hits me in so many wonderful places. I feel like the Pillsbury doughboy after getting poked.

It’d be great if they instead went out and partied with Obama.

This is all very unfair to poor Sage Steele. She makes it clear it’s not herself she’s worried about—it’s all the OTHER flyers (some of them immigrants too, by golly by gum!) who were being inconvenienced for whom Sage Steele’s heart wept. And all because some untidy and obstreperous liberals got a little upset about…

He was playing in sand. Robert Edwards. Also, as I stated, the fans would be playing.

That’s exactly what I texted a friend—Stroke or drunk? If it was a stroke, get him to the hospital. If he was drunk, get him to Joe Namath.

Georgia voted for Drumpf. All six New England states voted Hillary. And Elizabeth Warren represents Massachusetts in the Senate. So there’s that.

Damn the game! Let’s talk about the whiskey induced ministroke Kraft just had on live TV!