Yeah, like labeling a whole segment of a population as rapists, mocking a reporter’s disability, comments about a female reporter “bleeding out of her whatever,” telling his audience they might need to find a “second amendment solution” to Clinton winning the election, pussy grabbing, and on and on. Could you imagine…

Regardless of your political affiliation, it is still funny to make fun of the fact that the President-Elect tweets like an emotional teenager. Also go fuck yourself.

No, seriously. Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself.

Chip Kelly has to be getting this job. Why else fire your head coach over a month after your season ends? Why wait that long unless you have someone in the crosshairs already?

I’m with you, but it gives the NFL, which is so worried about public perception, an explanation to members of the public that frown upon marijuana use. It is useful for pain relief, mental health issues, etc. And oh, by the way, it is legal in many states. It should be an easy decision by now. It helps this player.…

Korver went to Creighton. I think you’re confusing him for the other white NBA player, JJ Reddick.

Since he was suspended for a full year, we know the answer is not “his wife’s face.”

Why do you hate Protecting The Shield?

Looking back at the articles on him, best bet is that the substance is marijuana, which he uses for his vaguely articulated mental health problem (anxiety). If so, get real NFL. One fine day the league will realize they can make a fair amount of issues go away by being a little progressive. Just a little. A teeny…

Jerry Jones issued a statement that as long as the suspension was for drugs, and not for almost killing a woman with your bare hands, he has no problem with the league’s decision.

+1 no relation

+1 Teabag

A shtick also known as the “Peyton Manning”

Oh fuck I just did and I almost had a schadenfreunde orgasm.

I’ve always thought Shaq was an asshole and a bully who got away with it because he pulled off the “aww shucks I’m just a big ol’ goof who’s funnin’ on ya” shtick to perfection.

If you ever want a good laugh, go back and read Bill Simmons’ column that he believed the Celtics signing Shaq was a quietly brilliant move that was going to payoff big time in the playoffs.

Especially when Shaq was with the Celtics.

And meanwhile, Charles Barkley is slowly turning into Uncle Ruckus....

I’d say the escalation of that response was Trumpian except that it evinced a degree of knowledge and historical context.