Exactly, any time I hear a coach talk about a “second chance” my instant reaction is: “obviously not a second-stringer”

Pictured: Jesse Palmer during Musberger’s rant

First, I’m fairly sure Brent Musburger is drunk.

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

Take my star and get out.

Badgers fans wave these in support of this guy:

Does Alabama get some kind of recycling credit from the government for refurbishing former USC coaches?

The same reason that world class gymnasts are usually very small in stature. Because they have less weight and mass to move around in their routines do they can do more complicated maneuvers at a faster rate than normal sized people.

I predict GM Marbury in 2017.

It’s especially dumb coming from a man who has earned a fortune coaching at public institutions. I am fully down with lowering his tax rate if we lower his salary to something sensible and pay his labor force something more respectable than with a sham of a college education—that’s not even guaranteed.

I don’t like Kiffin either but I do find it comical that UT fans blast Kiffin for his lack of loyalty. It’s not like they showed a lifelong Vol like Phil Fulmer the door or something to make room for Kiffin.

and yet he believes the president has the power to levy taxes?

Banging a co-ed for $1000, Alex.

As someone who grew up in the city of Boca Raton, left it for college, then untriumphantly returned to it two years after graduating, I can tell you three things that will happen while Lane Kiffin is coach of the FAU Owls:

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad

This is the hard hitting journalism I’ve come to expect from Deadspin.

Disgraced ref, Tim Donaghy, didn’t make money fixing games. He was able to predict games by knowing which officials were calling which games, and hearing how those officials talked about players.

Easy there Skip.

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Here is important work from David Roth: Which MLB players’ names sound like George Lucas came up with them? [Vice Sports]