It’s time for the NFLPA to really push for marijuana. This is fucking ridiculous. Let these dudes smoke weed, all of the weed.

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

I can’t be the only one who went back and watched the video again after reading your comment.

I’m guessing, but probably so everyone can’t argue that they “slipped” every time they get called for a balk.

Because when we give umpires discretion on calls players tend to take it too far and we end up with Chase Utley trying to take someone’s leg off.

I'm trying to figure the logistics here. He couldn't bang a groupie while his team was in the field because he was playing. The only way would be if he had made the last out. What if it was a 1-2-3 inning? He might have five minutes to get to the club house, do his business and get back out to the dugout to go play?

I can’t wait to tune in to see if Bob Costas lost his eye.

Absolutely not. That would ruin his access to the cargo pockets.

It took me a second to get this, but well done. A real Sleeper of a comment.

Felix Pie? I remember that guy.

Your fridge list is so far off. Ketchup has to be number one. Because you never throw it out until there is a new bottle. Because there is always the hope that one good shake will provide whatever amount you need.

The word “overrated” is up there with some of the sports terms I hate the most. It’s joined by “integrity,” “motor,” and “elite.”

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

Could’ve been worse. Ben Stiller’s been trapped in a museum franchise for like ten years now.

Indeed. These debates really bring out people’s pro-management bias. Underneath it all, athletes are labor, but labor sufficiently privileged to occasionally choose the location of their work. Why shouldn’t Durant do what he wants? What the fuck does he owe the Thunder?