I feel so bad for Ryan Rusillo. Going from working with SVP to Danny Kannell is like a player being on the ‘97 Marlins then being stuck on the ‘98 Marlins.

Another tip: If you are playing man on man coverage, get a feel for how physically your opponent is playing. If he’s playing weak defense and not boxing out, Harden style, then you probably don’t want to go full Dennis Rodman and start boxing him out into traffic, because no one likes the guy who’s too intense like…

A couple other tips:

Klay Thompson and Steph Curry were not the same sharpshooters after Harambe was killed.

Dbacks offer: 6 yr/206.5 m, and his son can design the uniforms

There’s also

I assume you are referring to

Clearly unintentional — He just doesnt have the core strength to stop his arm from flailing into Lebron’s testicles.

Still not the worst beating suffered by a Ventura on the mound.

Oddly shaped men in baseball uniforms you say?

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with going to the zoo as an adult with no kids. Anyone who says otherwise is a communist.

All players on a team shall wear uniforms identical in color, trim and style

Godamnit.

Dear Representative Daniel,