Okay, let’s go over this once more:

Back it up.

PETA is why I hate telling people I’m vegan.

I love this because you know all Kylie has ever wanted is Blac Chyna’s face

This thinking, right here, is why we cant have nice things.

He won’t tell the public because he already disclosed everything during an auditing session.

You should have scheduled this for the summer of 2005 because that's when I was actually in Glasgow.

Yeah, even the drinking with a victim is a hell of a lot more than “error in judgment.” That in and of itself seems like grounds for immediate dismissal, an apology by the department to the victim for their officers’ misconduct, and some retraining for the whole squad on what constitutes appropriate fucking behaviour.

RIGHT? Is this Fox or the fucking CW?