David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.

Is anyone really surprised that David Cross is probably highly inappropriate in real life? I mean I dont even like the guy outside of Arrested Development so im not here to defend HIM in particular and I only vaguely know of her but has anyone here ever hung out with a group of stand up comics?

“I’m still learning that I don’t have to smile when a man makes me uncomfortable”

I’m tired of the phony “allies” who just come here for attention and validation. They will learn the prevalent “mood” or opinion, and then just echo it back to us. They have to be part of nearly every discussion:”Oh yes, well we know why men do THAT, don’t we?” And “Yeah, that white guy needs to step off, shite!”

A thread last night ended up turning into a long conversation about the men commenters of Jez. And without being quite sure what to say or how to say it, and definitely without meaning to speak for anyone else, here goes:

This is how I feel about all the helpful white commenters on The Root.

Not a rape.

I find it hard to imagine a story about Nudie suits that doesn’t mention Porter Waggoner.

You’re entitled to your opinion, but your opinion is terrible.

That’s ridicous? It was perfectly plotted through out.

Add Judith Light to the list. The older ladies are killing it.

This is hilarious because I, a millennial, went out about 3 weeks ago and bought $68 worth of plants. Some lucky bamboo, some aloe vera, two nice round leafed succulents, a vaginal looking cactus and an African violet whose flowers wilted quickly.

Honestly, a lot of people (Millennials or no) just find it calming, relaxing, productive, and refreshing to collect and cultivate plants. Why is this even an issue?

It’s because we are poor and can’t afford home decor. Also plants are nice and when you kill them by accident no one asks questions.

This actually doesn’t bother me one bit. It keeps items out of landfills or being marked way up at a thrift store conglomerate (like Goodwill/SA) and allows many parents to stay within a decent budget for items. There are FB groups for selling (which is the preferred way to do it) that keep it out of the normal…

Kelly- are you acquainted with Take Me Out?

Look, I know I’ve said this a number of times but if you’re having trouble with texting, sexing, and urges in general, DOWN. LOAD. A. DATING. APP. Give it a freaking whirl. You don’t have to meet up with anyone, let alone fuck a stranger! It’s just a great way to deal with the dwelling and redirect those texting…

Here for Chessy and Martin.

This couple is probably in a pretty stable situation. But if an unmarried mother gives the baby her surname, that makes the father more likely to bounce. Sad but true. If the baby is a son, and the son is a “Jr.”, that makes it likelier the father will stay.

That’s what I’m saying. I live in California, where there is a drought. I can’t in good conscience wash towels every day or do laundry every day. As long as my towels smell okay, they go back on the towel rack. I don’t care if the towel I just used was used by my boyfriend a couple of days ago. The only time I don’t…