I’m still kind of mad that ‘female empowerment’ is embodied by a girl, rather than a grown-ass woman. But I guess girls are non-threatening enough to not crush the testicles of these manbabies....

A) Good on her.

I’m fantastic at making a woman come!

Dude: (gets a blowjob)

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

I can’t count how many times I’ve been uncomfortable with the person sitting next to me on a plane. Everyone is packed like sardines- it’s gonna happen.

Look... I appreciate where you are coming from, but kids are kids. My partner is a very loving, non-custodial parent. His kids may decide on Saturday morning that they’d rather not go to their dad’s this weekend because whatever passes their fancy. They’re children. Having a regular, consistent relationship with their…

This “kids know what’s best for themselves” logic is so foreign to me. I only hear it from parents whose children prefer them to their exes, and people who believe that a childhood with elements of severe, dangerous dysfunction is a universal experience. So they’re either operating as an interested party…

I’m sure he’s a piece of shit kid, as well, just one we’re not allowed to call autistic.

Bloody show for five days? Really? Why act as Devil’s Advocate for these devils? What’s the purpose in that?

Yup. Not rape, but the first time I was sexually assaulted (grabbed by the pussy, if you will) I was coming back from a parent chaperoned trip to an amusement park. I was 5 feet from adults and it still happened.

Reminds me of this!

Keep telling yourself she was the wrong candidate for the job while the flesh is melting off your face.

Okay, keep beating that dead horse.

I know this is not entertainment news but the three Syrian families our mosque sponsored will not be coming to America as a result of the ban. They sold all their belongings, went through two years of grueling interviews and background checks and were at the airport in Istanbul Ataturk airport with their luggage and…

Today looks like it will be much better

I’m not trying to say that $300 isn’t a lot of money, but can these two seriously not pull together more than $300 for the inauguration between them? That’s... kind of pathetic.

Oh, someone accused me of being a “special snowflake” the other day when I expressed that people were scared not just for their safety but for their *lives* so I snapped

Yeah. They’re going to send the animals to the same farm my parents sent my dog Timmy to when I was 10!

Here’s my impression of the average Washington Post commenter and my reaction.