I don’t know much about the Kardashians but I remember an episode of KUWTK where Caitlyn (then Bruce) was really a jerk to Khloe about her figure. This was before her weight loss but she seemed to be loving herself as is. This struck me as even more shitty after Caitlyn transitioned. Like—you are dealing with all of…

Yeah I have $100s in Modcloth and I can’t wear it since I broke up with polyester/acrylic. The designs are good but the quality is decidedly cheap import.

I hope Jenny Slate gets into another high profile romance soon because I love her being in the tabs. Hoping for someone between Jim Carey and Amy Sedaris.

Wow, I was also grabbed by the pussy at an amusement park (I think I was 14.) Maybe it’s a thing!

Almost too real.

Oooooh, maybe they’ll dig up Julia Allison too!

I enjoyed both books but they were so clearly fiction.

Skinny jeans: The new Vocal Fry.

I guess I just don’t get this. I’m slutty as hell and have no external labia. Am I doing “it” wrong?!!??

I'm so not a fan of her shows, but I REALLY enjoyed her books. She's a really engaging and likable storyteller.

Neither here nor there but I absolutely hated this movie. The characters all seemed super phony and like they had no motivation for any of their actions. It basically seemed made up as they were shooting (and not in the good way.)

I, for one, know exactly what Kat Dennings is talking about.

Whoopi knows what’s up. Modeling shows are on their way out but were once a huge draw. Transsexual issues (while totally legit) are “hot” right now. I say get it girl! Soon you will have Hasselhoff money. I'm also loving her line of medicinal weed products for ladies. Talk about a growth industry in an untapped market.

Oh how I wish Whoopie had been there today. She so easily could have not mentioned it was a costume. She could have at least been like “It was a different time—now this seems crazy.”

This is so foreign to my experience. As a somewhat young NYC resident I feel like a closet Hillary supporter. I watched this segment and while I like SS I think she’s almost TOO chill. She appeared possibly stoned with her dog and in what I suspect were high end pajamas. Fun to hang out with, sure—but not someone I’d…

I was so sad to hear this. Michael is the perfect cohost for Kelly. He really lets her shine and be the main host (as she should be after all of these years.) I love how he’s not afraid to be silly but also seems really present with real opinions (which can’t be easy on their schedule.) They genuinely seem like pals…

I didn’t like Trophy Wife but this kid and the hippie mom could have had their own show and I'd watch it forever. (I also liked the other son, but that's it.)

I think you really have to want it to be offended by this one.

I dunno—my friend’s moms went to my baby shower.

I so badly wanted them to make a joke about how Michelle is “like two different people.”