Spencer’s looking a lot like Zachary Ty Bryan these days. Complete with 90s mullet.

Yeah, that’s basically what “Her body, her choice” means. It’s not 100% fair all of the time, but it can’t be.

Yeah, I felt for him in that scene. I find the real life Larry a bit annoying too even though he didn't even cheat.

I weirdly hate him more than Pornstache. I mean I know he's not as bad of a person, but Larry pisses me off more.

I could actually talk myself into that skirt—metallics are neutrals right? But it's made out of kangaroo leather...for some reason that really grosses me out.

I really appreciate Jenji Kohan's commitment to looking like a lunch lady from a The Far Side comic.

Really cute! There's no way their brows would ever grow in that full again though...

Not that she should be tearing them down anyway, but these clothes seriously look like if Ann Taylor had a juniors department. I'm so sick of pretend outrage.

What kind of lame ass bars is this woman going to?

Never. However, I have grappled several rounds with backne.

I'm not seeing the cheekbones, but I am seeing the long narrow nose of a baby who looks like a Modigliani painting.

Oh, how I long for simpler Craigslist times when men would offer to clean your apartment for free as part of their sexual fetish.

I actually think they're quite nice. Sadly, my 5T daughter would never wear something this classic. It's all about the pink glitter princess ballerina from space look.

Yep, that's the ending. Great, wasn't it? This post has a confusing title though. What do you mean by "alternate." Oh well, whatever. I'll just carry on with my life now.

I don't hate it, I just think it's a bit much.

I feel like they took the "we're just getting married because our kids want us to" angle a little far with the drawings scrawled all over the dress. It's a bit "well see, I only care about my family not weddings" I feel like it's supposed to be an inoculation against those who would comment on them not making good on…

I know, he just can't keep the Keanu in.

By me a lot of the young Orthodox women are SUPER fashionable channeling a perfect preppy hipster look. That being said, I think this dress is very pretty but if she had her druthers she would be dressed in long hippyish cotton neutrals. I just don't think MB is that into clothes.

I am so excited for this book. I so admire Lena and to give her the highest praise I can think of—I don't think she's at all overrated.

The funny thing is, this teaser was actually filmed in Brooklyn. I live nearby.