@Zulkey: Yeah, I think it needs a second tone or something.

@PaintedTrollop: Not at all. And it sounds like you made his too short life markedly better.

@PaintedTrollop: That's a beautiful and touching story. And you are definitely right that I am projecting.

@LutherNipperkin: Well, when I was about 5 I liked to stick gum up my nose then take it out. Why, I do not know. Then, one day, I stuck it up my nose TOO FAR. I could not get it out. I was staying with my grandma and all I could picture was her long, irradescent nails in my nostril. So I didn't tell anyone. Many…

This blows (no pun intended) my story about having gum stuck in my nose for a year out of the water...

@victoriasauce: I agree about 50 cent. He's going to have to log a lot of whack tweets to catch up and I hope he branches out into whack but uncharted topics.

@Descarada: I know, it's a terrible feeling.

@homophilic: Yes, there are scenarios that they may be experiencing that I don't understand.

@PaintedTrollop: I find the fact that John Travolta is so unable to come out sad (for him and society.) And maybe a sexual relationship isn't important to Kelly Preston or maybe she's getting it somewhere else—but having been in a relationship where I felt unwanted in that way I find it troubling.

@magnets: I get the feeling they're also going to review "Eat, Pray, Love" every month...

Y'all, one of my fears is getting married to a man who is gay. I can't imagine the crushing shame and rejection on both sides of a relationship like that. If John Travolta and Kelly Preston have some kind of "arrangement" that's still pretty sad.

@MalHo: This is something I really really don't want.

Too bad this commercial is so dumb because I could actually see myself buying this product otherwise. I guess I will just stick with the cami bra! [www.macys.com]

As someone who constantly personifies objects, I love this. I could definitely see myself flipping the lights in my '90 Celica over and over to make them bat.

@honorabright: Aw, thanks lady! Yeah, he and the mom seem to have a civil and close parenting relationship which is not something I ever thought would make me swoon, but apparently does...

@Scoldy Lox: That's a nice story! I have always thought I had a long time to decide if I wanted kids—and I know I am getting ahead of myself but it feels like that timeline is rapidly closing. Haha.

@malishka: Aw, thanks! We are definitely pretty far from taking that step—but it's definitely making me look at life a lot differently.

I just started dating a dad. A dad my age. I am puzzled by how I became old enough to have contemporaries with children. I haven't even met the kiddo yet and my head is spinning wondering if I am mature enough to be a step-parent. Because, y'all, I have a sneaking feeling this could be the real deal...

I would prefer ties, velcro, or even some heavy duty shackles to being wrapped up in a damn sheet. It sounds like something they do to you in a mental institution or bizarrely alternative school. Shudder...

@lynbird: I like your style!