I hope I like my kid too Leelee...

@Penny: But isn't looking young the most important thing in life?

Not Evan and Marilyn—how will they divide the lipstick!?

@vermonster: You WOULD say that. ;)

I think this is great. I go big for my birthday every year. Occasionally people complain to me that no one makes a big deal out of their birthday like people do for mine—as if they don't get that I make a huge effort. In any case, I love my birthday!

So, I am being kicked out of my apartment because my roommate's girlfriend is moving in. I have decided to try living on my own for the first time (I am almost 29.) I looked at a little studio today that is about 1/4 the size of my current place but it seems like a good renovation at a good price in a great location.…

Going on a second date. Seeing Scott Pilgrim. I can't figure out if this guy is dumb, nice or both—but yea, Scott Pilgrim!

@vikkitikkitavi: Wow, you are so right. Maybe Mother Kors posted his bail...

@Ladytime: Ahh, to be young, beautiful and stoned on a yacht...

@BrookeD: This is how Kelly is revealing her Britishness—it's still big there.

I love how everyone is defending Buscemi. He is fine though...

My goto lines are "Hi, I'm ____, what's your name?" and "Hello, how are you?"

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Haha, you're right—that's the one.

@DarlingBecky: I wish more people would do things like that for attention!

@vikkitikkitavi: I shall call them... KanKo...

Classy move, Megan Fox! And I won't even follow that up with a snarky qualifier!

Oh Kanye, you Wingding.

@Deelectablyme: I've always thought that if he'd lived he would have kept it updated.

@It's you and so not me: I second that emotion...

@OllieOllie:14KmissesMizJ: That makes sense but I feel like the whole point of Rent is that it was current but now it's hopelessly dated. Maybe I just need more distance from the 90s...