Wouldn't it be more realistic if he just broke his hand? I mean, still pretty bad.

Try Orion. I had two of them in my kid's class. Orion P. and Orion E. Very original. I went with something classic and Biblical, Nebuchadnezzar.

LALALALA CANT HEAR YOU UFO'S EXIST

They fight like little girls.

Good god. This email chain reached such a buzzword critical mass that I no longer know what is real and what is parody.

Scrotum and body-of-the-penis but no test of the glands, what wimp out?

I is sure he do teach peoples much english

I saw we go back to the 1970s-1990s "worm" logo just to fuck with them.

This isn't a flash mob. This is a public performance.

Yours?

4 at 6 month intervals is more rare than twice a year?

I have a feeling most people don't see human heads in jars often enough to know what the real thing should look like.

Use it as a finishing salt, so anything really. Especially good on popcorn I bet.

Clearly the shitty parts of the internet.

You aren't thinking fourth dimensionally.

None of the key points you mentioned happened at any of the times you specified.

Hey, it's not a joke. We agents of the O.B.I. take our jobs seriously. And we use cutting edge equipment.

i believe the same caliber of qualifications as an "official boobie inspector"

Nah, still recovering from this...