I think I can help you...chocolate toothpaste: Theodent. A toothpaste that can be swallowed and tastes like chocolate because it's derived from cocoa.

Kotaku has a very poor sense of humour with anything regarding themselves, gawker, their editors, or Kinja, I made a joke last week that got me "Greyed Out" they didn't take too kindly to it.

The PC version only comes in third because the definitive version wasn't released for the PC. Which it easily could have and taken the top spot.

Vote: VLC
Why: so far it opens everything I throw at it. (Period)

Because there would be literally nothing to do.

I ask myself that every day when reading Kotaku.

You know how I avoid trouble with the police?

No one speaks to His Majesty that way, console peasant.

Okay I can't be the only one seeing both Simon Pegg and Chloë Grace Moretz...

If is for absolute from zero beginners, even (or specially) children, my first approach would be Scratch. Think on it as Logo on steroids, you can play with it for a while, testing small animations, checking the examples, and playing with loops, variables and so on in a very visual way. Then (after a few fun days of…

"[...] gloss over some huge things [...]

The psychological damage of a young person seeing an unclothed human being.

I really don't get all of this handwringing about G+. It's not awful, it's all free, and a central hub for Google's services makes sense.

You could make your own butter... I remember in fourth grade going on school trip to a cabin and they taught us how to churn butter... that was the best damn butter I ever had...

Hey, this scared the shit out of me. It's so grotesque and creepy at the same time...

Something makes me think you would be a terrible businessman

Or maybe it's actually Edward Kenway in a Connor Costume with a DLC weapon!

The first rule of the "Sleeps Through the Night Club":

DON'T TALK ABOUT THE SLEEPS THROUGH THE NIGHT CLUB!!!!!!!!!

I'll just leave this here