Is that his mugshot? Oh please let that be his self satisfied douche face mugshot! Please please please! It’s such a punchable photo!

What a fucking asshole...

Why do we keep trying to make Blake Lively happen? SHE’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

After reading Going Clear I have so much sympathy for that woman and I wish her all the best in life. I just hope one day the kids she adopted with Cruise will leave the cult and have a relationship with their mom.

Kendra is a pig.

#teamholly. That’s some unnecessary shit from Kendra. Anytime someone uses a sex act as a reason that someone should be ‘ashamed’ I'm gonna side eye the shit out of that.

That block quote was just Kendra straight (unintentionally) calling herself out, one line after another.

It makes me think of Scarlett Johansson in Lost In Translation when she feels estranged from her husband and whispers to a friend on the phone: he uses hair products.

Nicole’s actually pretty adorable.

so you think births over age of 60 is a bad idea, but you hate assholes that say births over age of 60 is a bad idea

That’s insulting to people who buy sex dolls.

*whispers from the corner*

Paris Hilton is a modern day-Marilyn Monroe

What the F is the possessed baby tattoo on his shoulder?

Oh, you know my sister?

Which I took to mean his half of his 401k.

I had heart surgery and was recovering with morphine in the hospital and Bravo was running a marathon and I remember laughing and laughing at Vicky and her love tank. The night nurse had to come check on me because, as she explained it, “one rarely hears such robust cackling” from recovering surgery patients.

Everybody liked Donn on the RHOC. I mean everybody except Vicki that is.

Kate Hudson can’t “slay” anything. Leave that song to Prince and Sinead.

Edit: not today.