Neil Patrick Harris?

would watch

It always the chef’s place to alter his own menu.

I liked cauliflower’s old stuff better.

No doubt!

Haha, that review is amazing. I noticed there were a couple of things in the review that he managed to conveniently leave out of this post:

No shit. I had a guy tell me I had “found the fountain of youth” when I told him I was 30, I guess he thought I looked ‘young’.

I am trying to have a baby right now and this is the kind of thing that makes me terrified of having a boy. Because these guys seem like the type where their mothers had no idea they had raised such misogynistic little shits and are now probably mortified. It is a tall order to raise a good man in this world.

If a waiter told me to stfu, I’d tell him to fuck himself and I’d leave mid-meal without paying. So, no I wouldn’t have defended that. You remain vague as to what really went down. Listen you posted a story ostensibly about a terrible server and really it just reads as like a whatever story about a server having a bad…

Yeah sure there’s definitely worse customers. You realize there is actually an element of “being told what’s good for you” inherent to the restaurant experience? And that chefs don’t get part of your tip, or suffer from a lack of it? But you say it doesn’t matter anyway so whatever.

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

I genuinely do not understand the last half of your last paragraph. If you’d ever worked in a restaurant, you’d realize that your story reads like a parody of what a terrible customer would say.

I’d be happy if she’d just take her finger out of her mouth.

It’s not the servers fault that the chef put that sauce on there. And I’m guessing when you say you tried to hide your irritation that you definitely failed, which is probably when the server stopped working for a tip he knew would never materialize. Have you ever worked in a restaurant?

Despite the photos being overexposed, her hair looks TEN TIMES BETTER THIS WAY. KEEP IT THIS WAY, GIRL, PLEASE! I’M ROOTING FOR YOU! WE’RE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU! (well, maybe not all of us)

which was entitled “Politicians R Criminals,”

OK, I take it back, I’d watch that.

What is it with rich white middle aged dudes being obsessed with the mob? In terms of the million subjects that haven’t been made a 100 times yet, and the fact that DiCaprio could get finance for any project under the moon, whyyyyy something so predictable and dull?

Seriously. My mom said ‘Better safe than sorry’. SHUT UP MOM, DAD DOESN’T LOVE YOU, I’M FINDING A NEW MOM, said her 28 year old daughter.

Is this the thread where I share my emotional pain experienced during sex?