There also seem to be "Mega stones"

To make wonderful music, one must make love to their instrument.

Woof woof.

Considering what he's going to touch I say prick :)

Maybe I should suggest to my husband getting a pom, and leveraging its cuteness into a social media powerhouse to help pay down our mortgage via merch and/or a book deal.

This does make sense. ESp. young women. Old-ass white executive men love some young hotness in the offices. My floor hired a pretty cute girl awhile ago and all of a sudden managers that we hadn't seen in years starting dropping things off personally.

In my mind... screw all that hotbar bullshit. I'm sick of MMOs being the realm of a godawful number of skills that you need to literally ADD MORE BARS to see more of your skills. Fuck that shit, bro. No.

"Having my room right here on the edge of the building on the top floor, it just feels like some giant, magical rock monster could just punch through that wall and kill me in a flash...bah, I'm probably just being paranoid."

OH MY GOD THE BELLY POKE.

IS THAT REALLY THE NOISE THAT IT MAKES

Take away the peen and I imagine this is what most Texas lawmakers would draw if asked to draw a woman during a psych screening.

I'm not ready for you to orgasm yet, Dave.

cue Whitney Houston...

ELEVEN YEARS?! This piece of crap show has been on for ELEVEN YEARS?

The Worst Kid Of Nice Guy