I'm ignoring this until I can see it in a definition my eyes can comprehend.

Oh wow a totally original game i CANT WAIT.

He plays some rhythms with a toy and that constitutes a whole article?

All I see is a bunch of wasted money. If the music alone isn't entertaining enough without the spectacle than just go home.

The Rock as Hawkman pls.

If there's a sign-up sheet for reincarnation somewhere, point me to it so I can make a request.

No Killer Instinct?

Ugh.

Cyborg Superman saw Batman beat Superman and was like "I guess I need to clone myself a cyborg body of BATMAN instead, then maybe I'll finally beat Superman!"

Days of sex penetrated by a woman who needs me so much she won't let go? Spirit animal achieved. Get me some dead bats and cave dust, PRONTO.

All 4 of those monstrosities are fucking revolting. I'm going to go vomit.

"Blort! Preachiest beetle I ever met."

WildCat + Flamethrower makes for the scariest WWI trench battle "flashbacks" I can think of.

"Yo", "What's Up?", and "Hello" are my favorites for people I don't know. For them it's more abstract, from "Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" or to "SHUT UP AND HIT THIS NOW PLEASE"

I don't care why he did it. Not in the slightest. I care that he assaulted an unarmed and nonthreatening young woman without even attempting to get her attention verbally first. He employed no other defense tactic except for violence.

I'm dumb. I'll try it.

I'm one who believes all movie posters should be gifs as of today.

I play Ares in Injustice. I wanna teleport behind everyone and then it's real-life mixup time!

The "Look" Is fine. Just PLEASE make Knuckles less of a giant cartoon steak.

I watched the animated show today and was introduced to Godzookie. 1 episode later I refused to be a part of it.

They do. In fact, the 'reduced rack' is my department's highest grossing section. We still get rid of quite a bit of food.