Basically brush the top with a simple sugar syrup.

Thanks Dave.

It may sound kinda harsh, but DO NOT go to Disney with kids under 5 years old. The simple fact is that they can’t endure it, don’t comprehend it and won’t remember it. Conversely, kids in the 8, 9, 10 range are enthralled by the experience, have much more physical and emotional stamina and will remember it forever.…

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

This is weird, but: I kind of think that, by shutting down the possibility that The Force Awakens’s plotlines would lead to a trilogy-long rehashing of the entire original trilogy, and spinning off in surprising and new directions with the characters and their adventures, The Last Jedi retroactively made The Force…

I honestly can’t tell if this is sarcasm or just a painfully dumb take.

“Jerry Rodshoffer. 945 Summit St.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

I feel like if Ohio State didn’t want the Oklahoma flag planted in their field, they should have just won the game.

They’re doing this to decouple people for their AT&T emails. People are generally reluctant to switch providers if their email addresses are tied to their ISPs. People’s entire lives are attached to their email addresses, so an ISP owned address becomes a tether that disincentivises changing providers.

People saying this is convenient or a conspiracy are idiots. Seriously.
1 - Because it’s not convenient for two reasons: Cap recapture and losing one of the team’s best players, a guy who would be team captain in maybe any other team except the Penguins.
2 - People with no medical knowledge have absolutely no idea how…

Pam Ward is levels better than Beth Mowins. Hell, put Jess Mendoza in there over Mowins.

If I recall, this is normally the game that Chris Berman would make completely unwatchable during his annual “I want to be in a booth!” game.

Okay Hannibal Lecter, that is obviously a piece of human brain on that rice. I thought you were supposed to have that with fava beans and nice chianti.

Thank you for taking this responsible action, Beth. It seems that an over reliance on a singular source because the host is engaging or the research click-worthy is, at the end of the day, a risky endeavor.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

So Douglas Adams was right: the single most useful thing in the universe is a towel.