It’s obvious that Wine Lady secretly scarfs Piglio Giglio from a monogrammed Thermos.

People think they can’t take the tags off their mattresses and pillows because FEDERAL LAW.

Not the vagina - the urethra. It’s difficult to get a bacterial vaginal infection, but ridiculously easy to get a bacterial urinary tract infection.

Get a booster (as part of a TD or Tdap shot) anytime you step on a rusty nail, or better yet, every ten years.

Saw it at a matinee in Dallas in 1985 with 500 of my closest friends. Best. Movie. Experience. Ever. The audience screamed and cried as one, and not just in the places you’d expect if you were too young to see it when it was released. Not even Star Wars generated this type of reaction, and I saw Star Wars, Empire, and …

See, I’m the opposite. I get terrible stage fright when playing piano for people other than family, but I can speak in front of several hundred people and my heart rate barely increases. Doesn’t bother me at all.

During the last flight of Endeavour, she undocked from ISS about 10 minutes before both vehicles passed over my house, right after dawn, so my daughter and I got to see Endeavour and ISS at the same time. It was clear which was which. I’ve seen ISS and shuttles pass over us many times, but not while one was in such…

Yes. Yes, they do.

There’s a close-up photograph of Affirmed and Alydar as they’re nearing the finish line at Belmont. Affirmed is ahead by a head and he is looking at Alydar. Horses don’t do that. Unless you’re Affirmed. That horse just would. not. quit.

You know the vocal for ‘Superstar’ is from the very first take, the first time she ever sang the song, while she was reading the lyrics from a napkin? Huge fan.

Just think if there had been some Piglio Giglio.

I'd buy you a K-car.

If I had $1,000,000...

I’m from Oklahoma City, and I really needed this today. Thank you.

I've only been doing it for a couple of months, but so far I love it. I'm coming off a long illness and completely rebuilding my closet, and the stylist working with me has been terrific and so supportive. I got a pair of DL1961 jeans in last week's Fix and I'm already planning on buying more.

Are the national battlefields, like Shiloh and Antietam, deemed National Parks? It occurred to me that if they aren't, they could face the same fate as the National Forests.

April 19, 2000, at the formal dedication of the Oklahoma City National Memorial. My brother was a big donor to the memorial project in honor of one of our close neighbors, the mom of two very good childhood friends, and he invited me to go to the dedication with him.

It's been a terrible, awful, no good, very bad week to live here, hasn't it? There's another thread in this article full of a bunch of hate for Oklahoma that made me cry.

It's not entirely about fur. This device works by measuring skin temp over the temporal artery, so you would have to find a corresponding anatomical site on the animal.

It's not entirely about fur. This device works by measuring skin temp over the temporal artery, so you would have to…

Betty, not Benny. If you're going to throw him out of a plane, show some respect.