No joke, I am genuinely surprised you went there with your comment. Like... what? Where did I accuse you of anything? The rage I mentioned is at the Trump administration, not you, and I’m having a genuinely hard time trying to find some way of interpreting my mildly sarcastic response to being called a prick that …

These memoranda really are worst-case scenarios. Under these changes, people whose only “crime” was to be arrested for disorderly conduct will be considered an enforcement priority, even if the charges were dismissed. As much as people who oppose undocumented immigrants don’t want to admit it, our immigration…

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

Seriously. I’m assuming that I’ll be setting aside at least one day each weekend for protests, and considering if I want to travel down to DC from Boston for marches several weekends in a row.

I think he’s testing the waters honestly. I don’t recall a president speaking out so soon after a new administration has taken office to encourage people to continue protesting. I imagine there are some very serious, high-level conversations going on - and even the Koch brothers aren’t happy about this shit right…

Does anyone else take a periodic break from the news? I don’t want to bury my head in the sand, but each one of these stories (ranging from him being an insensitive moron to committing absolute atrocities) makes my brain hurt more and more. How did this ever happen? How did 63 million people vote for this 70 year old…

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

oh, so thats what it means.

Brad is kind of famous for not being fastidious about grooming but Angelina? She probably smells like the grasses of the Serengeti mixed with Tibetan incense, with a subtle note of something sour that would be a bit too pungent on it’s own but somehow perfect when combined with the rest.

I’ll gladly volunteer to sniff around Brad and report back. The one fragrance spokesmodel that defies all reason is Johnny Depp. I won’t even sniff his Dior ad  in Vanity Fair.

And when Jimmy couldn’t pull himself up by his bootstraps-because his father taught his mother a lesson very hard with his fists while she was pregnant and that left Jimmy paralyzed- we just hid him in the closet so he’d know how shameful it was that the family had him.

This apparently includes the DOJ’s 25 Violence Against Women grant programs.

I’m glad they are finally defunding Sesame Street. Kids today are too used to being given everything. In my day, if we wanted to watch puppets count to ten, we had to go and farm our own sheep, shear them ourselves, make wool, knit socks with needles we had whittled from trees we grew ourselves, stick our hands in the…

I hate them for filling my heart with so much hate.

And these are the people who claim to be Christians.

He’s not. He’s a political hack with the most punchable face in Washington.

oh, well done!

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

The people who want to force all women to give birth don’t give a fuck about our psychological state or that we are benefited by being able to choose if and when we have children. If they cared about that, they would simply take the amazing, earth-shattering, who-woulda-thunk-to-do-it-this-way step of ASKING WOMEN…