If anyone is looking to get it on during the eclipse, I’m GGG.

I do think that’s what he meant but not as a backhanded compliment. I think he is genuinely astounded someone her age could be so attractive.

I would be WRECKED. I can’t imagine dealing with the grief and loss and doing the emotional work that would be necessary to be OK after losing one of my dogs just to have her stupid ass show up 9 months later all “O HAI AM DOG BEEN ON VACAY LOL YOLO!”

I cannot even think about the music from Homeward Bound, and Shadow cresting the hill, without full-body sobbing. This would destroy me.

All I know is, if my dog disappeared for nine months and we thought she was dead, and then she suddenly showed up again, I would weep. That’s a good girl. Dogs are amazing. And thank goodness for dedicated dog rescuers.

People are also forgetting that these kids had _just_ been accepted. The admissions officers at super-selective schools have thousands and thousands of really amazing applicants to choose from. It’s only logical that they would prefer to pick up one of the just-as-qualified kids off the wait list rather than sticking…

We survived WW3 (barely) but our president is a fern. Damn fine leader though. Also gas is $2 a gallon, we have our first visitors center on the moon opening up in October, the Golden State Warriors are the current governors of California (bless them and their green initiative) and all currency is in wampum.

Nice try, but Trump is still President.

I’m living on mostly rice, these days, but still subscribe to the New Yorker.

On one hand: ugh, why?

When a person seeks and is given a job by appealing to the country’s racist, misogynist, xenophobic id, you should definitely be embarrassed if you said “Let’s give him a chance.” Hell, I think people should be embarrassed when they offered the bullshit platitude that they wished him success despite the fact that they…

My ex pulled this shit. He constantly threatened suicide if I left, and then when I finally did leave, he called me and told me he was in a fucking field in the middle of nowhere in a different state with a knife and was finally going to do it. I ended up having to call the state police to go get him. After I did,…

This. After I broke up with my controlling emotionally abusive ex, he sent me an email saying he was going to kill himself on X date. Nothing could have gotten me to go back at that point, and I decided not to respond in any way at all. He’s still alive, but even if he’d gone through with it, that would have been his…

“...it seems that this act was directed towards his ex-girlfriend, towards whom he had a violent history of domestic abuse.”

Yeah, my first thought was juvenile. But my second thought was a juvenile.

It almost looks too small to be a geoduck. Those suckers are huge and girthy.

Because there’s something wrong with their sense of taste. Give me all the Fruit Roll-Ups, I’ll take the bullet for those lil’ rascals.

Yup. I just switched BC and currently my answer for every single Would U is yes. Sorry bout it.

Trump looks like a political cartoonist drew him, thought the caricature was too exaggerated, crumpled the sketch into a ball and threw it away. Later, under deadline, he said “Eh, fuck it, good enough” fished the sketch out of the wastebasket, smoothed it out with his hands and sent it in.

It’s amazing. Watch it.