Don’t feel bad about feeling bad. I’ve been crying off and on in a way I haven’t cried over ANY election. I didn’t cry over Bush 2.0. I didn’t cry when McCain introduced Sarah Palin. I didn’t cry when it looked like Romney might actually win.

I am not even American and I’ve burst into tears 4 times since yesterday. I’m so sorry you guys, everything about this is painful to look at, as illustrated by the above photos.

The Obama coalition stayed home. We were down over 200k votes in WI and MI. So. This is a nightmare of unrivaled proportions. And it wasn’t just brought to you by white supremacists. It was brought to you by the young voters who didn’t show, the POC who didn’t show, all of the ones who didn’t show. Hillary failed to…

Ooooooh, there was a Black Mirror episode that was kind of like that, with Jon Hamm. You could ‘block’ people IRL, so you couldn’t see them or hear them. Fight with your partner? Block. Someone bugging you on the train? Block. Want to punish someone? Blockity block block block. It was creeeeeeeepy.

He was kissing his ass today.

I keep thinking I’m going to wake up.

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.

I moved back home for a couple of years after college. One day, I said to her, “You know, Mom... I’m thinking about going to law school.”

The white hair, eye makeup, and lightning bolt earings reminded me of Storm, so what’s really the reason to get angry here? Famous person dresses up for Halloween and it isn’t a perfect depiction of a fictional character, so she needs to be taken down a peg?

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

I was there! It was really something.

Fuck Ana Navarro. She’s still a Republican talking head.

...is it wrong of me that I want Obama to take over as host of ‘The Apprentice’?

Ketchup on a dog makes angels cry, Hachi. Angels. Mustard loving angels. Do you want to make angels cry?

I want to wear a cat mask and a “pussy grabs back” tshirt, but I like the pantsuit idea too. In reality, I’ll probably just be rushing to my polling place in whatever boring thing I wore to work.

Obama’s DGAF phase in gif form.

Regarding Obama’s mic drop / burn of Trump during Mean Tweets, I’m just going to leave this here:

mewling mayoboy

You know where I’m grey?

I gotcha covered.